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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyEdited by Analytical Ghost: 7/27/2015 4:24:05 PMWell I didn't get caught but it's still hilarious. So one day I was doing a project on a computer and I finished my stuff early. Right next to my computer is a few boxes of standard four function calculators. So, naturally I start taking out a calculator and typed 666. What I realized was I could save a number in the calculator and it puts an M on the screen of it. When I see that M I usually clear it but when you clear it you see the number and you clear it again. I typed in 666 and saved it on the calculator and repeated on like 5-10 calculators. So 10 minutes later a kid in my class takes a calculator and uses it. Not even a minute later he stands up and tells the teacher. "Um, mrs Meyers, someone put 666 on my calculator" And I just died laughing.
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>was in class >breathes >makes eye contact >poop.png >gets yelled at for talking >wtf.wav >kills self >gone.gif
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1 ReplyHacking into her laptop and playing this on the projector. I don't really see what her problem is with Duane.
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3 RepliesI said this was his theme song...
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This happened to a friend of mine in. There was this teacher who's was called Mr. Turtle (no joke. Honestly) and my mate found out that his first name was Clifford. So at the end of the lesson my mate said to the teacher, bye Clifford and so he got a 30min detention.
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16 RepliesMy teacher was talking about how grateful men should be to have women so I said to the class "life without women would be a pain in the butt" and I got a detention.
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Was getting harassed by this gay kid Teacher hears and calls in the head priest (went to catholic school for a few years) Priest comes in and gets distracted by my dirty desk Chews me out in front of the class and makes me clean it. Leaves without reprimanding anyone else. The end. :(
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1 ReplyMy 4th grade teacher got mad at me for hitting my head on a metal pole and causing it to bleed while she was in the bus drinking and smoking at 2 in the afternoon... So wtf?
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1 ReplyI said that I read a book [spoiler]the book was the watsons go to Birmingham [/spoiler]
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I got hit in the face by a binder another kid threw.
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I got sent out of the classroom for reasons I can't remember but my head of year walked past and asked me why I had been sent out, just as the substitute teacher came out to talk to me. I said 'because [i]she[/i] sent me out'. I was met with '[i][b]she![/b][/i] [i]she[/i] is Mrs Omerod, a well respected teacher!' In other words - I was shouted at for calling a female teacher 'she'...
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2 Repliesi took a shit on the teachers desk to get out of a fight with a girl at school.
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1 ReplyEdited by Sans: 8/5/2015 9:55:29 AMHolding hands with my GF on Campus Almost expelled me Stupid Middle School
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There was a teacher in my science class that always had a boner (he had something wrong with his penis) I walked by him once and accidently hit his penis when walking by with my bag (I was swinging it on my back) luckily he was too injured to shout so I walked away. Never seen him since
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We were in an assembly and they put on a video about some ballet dancers, they're hair was tied into like a bun at the back and i said to my friends "Someone call the police, the muffin man has ATTACKED!", teacher hears me and sends me to principals office. We couldn't stop laughing for like 20mins
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At lunch in 5th grade some kid kept tickling me so my milk/yogurt or anything I was just about to eat fell on my lap and ruined my clothes, punched him in the nose.
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1 ReplyBump for later, pls reply.
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I made a face in the mirror in art class. And APPERENTLY I was "distracting" the class
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I was quietly standing at the door waiting for the bell to ring, bear in mind it was going to ring any second and we had already finished our lesson.
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I hated her so much I grabbed her water bottle and dumped it all over the floor
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A teacher yelled at me in the last ten minutes of class for staring at the whiteboard. Some people just claw for reasons to be angry.
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Ok so this is in sex Ed I was sitting there and all of a sudden my twin says ewwww and the teacher looks at me and yells and says SHUT UP and then my twin sneezes and I get detention so I get home and beat up my brother so I get grounded
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1 ReplyMy math teacher senior year hated me for like a month because I beat him at chess. He stopped hating me when he beat me. Gloated to other teachers about it. I'm not even that good at chess, just got lucky.
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1 ReplyA teacher at my high school to get me expelled after I made the winning play (pic-six which is frickin hard to do) against his old high school's football team. He was replaced the day after.
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Think it was 3 or 4 years ago, a teacher got mad at me for just smiling :), kicked me out of the class =)). Same teacher once got mad at me for coughing.
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9/10 of the teachers in my school are sexist so this one day this girl keeps annoying me and following me and I shout at her, then she RIPS a part of my notebook off. After that I barely push her and she falls backwards like I just gravity hammered her
