My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
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[i]There is a noise I can make that is Very loud, actually hurts peoples ears from long distance, during a pep rally everybody was cheering and whistling, I let loose and made that sound as loud as possible, entire gym went quiet wondering what happend. A minute later the Teacher (red faced) marches over and says "Mr Blank, get your -blam!-ing Ass down here NOW!" "I have never been so disrespected by a student in my -blam!-ing life! Go sit with the adults and don't make a noise!" To which I replied with a bleacher full of students watching "Hey man, just showing my school spirit man."[/i]
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I started helping my friend with a question which was "interrupting" apparently, meanwhile the rest of the class was talking at max volume
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Edited by half an idea: 8/2/2015 5:13:40 AMI walked out of a two hour math test in collage after 15 minutes, my teacher came out after me and started having a right go lasted about 10 minutes before she settled down and went back to adjudicating the exam. [spoiler]I passed with the highest grade in the class. I didn't go to any of her lessons the rest of the year. I finished top in the class and got into Bristol university to study mathematics.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I understand why she was mad, she was having problems with her marriage, and the guy she was cheating on her husband with was threatening to stop attending her class.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I recently went to a class reunion and she was there. Apparently her daughter saved her marriage... She had recently turned 9... It was our ten year reunion. The next day she introduced me to her daughter when we met up for coffee... "Saved her marriage". Oh shit.[/spoiler]
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I wore a shirt that said "the more you play with it the harder it gets" and it had a picture of a Rubik's cube. The supervisor during lunch got pissed and got the principle. The principle looked at my shirt and laughed so hard he fell to the ground and then gave me a high five. Best principle ever.
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I've gotten kicked out of class for being "stoned." Teacher was a bro so he didn't make it a huge issue with the school. [spoiler]mfw: never done drugs[/spoiler]
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There was a book with a lot of slurs and profanity in it, and we all know everyone writes in the school books. Well I happen to be using it one day and my teacher for some reason try's to pin every single thing written on the book on me. I'm like TF I don't even have that many color pens lol. She went as far as too call the principal and try to make me pay 345 for a school text book that I have nothing to do with.. After coming back from the principles office she tell me "I guess I'll let you side this time because it's a Monday" I tell her what does the day of the week have to do with anything and she tells me to stop talking back.. I'm like hello that's how you have a conversation.. And I get in trouble for making everyone laugh from that and get sent back the the office for class disruption..
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I was accused of stealing a history book... [spoiler]A HISTORY BOOK.[/spoiler]
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I stood in the hall talking to my friend 2 min before class was over. Got detention for a week
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Taking my dick out in band class.
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Let me start by saying that my teacher was very strict at the time. Me sitting down doing my work in dead silence. My friend gets up without permission, walks across the room to get something and we high five. My teacher yells at me brings me to her desk, lectures me and sends me on my way. 2 week later i get my report card. 5th period: "Needs improvement" [spoiler]I had never done anything bad/rude/unruly/ect. In her class before or after that.[/spoiler]
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Literally doing nothing. I was going down a slide in elementary school and then the next thing I know a teacher is yelling at me.
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For looking up man o' wars during history
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Edited by DJ KHALED: 8/18/2015 2:02:34 AMMy friends were flicking paper footballs at my back and trying to land them in my hood… I picked one up and flicked it back. Teacher: what are you doing?!? Me: they did it first Teacher: I know but you got caught! [spoiler]wtf if she knew they were doing why did I get in trouble? what a racist b!tch[/spoiler]
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Edited by Finky Bean: 7/28/2015 2:35:19 PMThis one was absolutely cruel and ridiculous. I didn't know when the period ended, and my foot was broken. In my school, you leave five minutes early if you're injured to get to your next class. The periods were messed up from a school-wide presentation on advanced courses, so I went to get up five minutes early, and my bitchy English teacher screamed at me when the period ends. Karma struck, so I wrote a bad review for her on [url=http://example.com]ratemyteachers.com[/url].
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We would have this camp thing in 5th grade at my school where parents would come and teach kids and chaperone. One of them screamed at me for spitting too much. Outside.
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Coughing
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Edited by Mexerd: 8/18/2015 12:29:08 AMMe and my friend were rolling a joint in class and she yelled at us ):[spoiler]we ended up smoking it in class like fgt[/spoiler]
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In pre-k I was yelled at for farting when it was really the person next to me that didn't clean themselves.
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The teacher was handing back the homework and I questioned her saying "I got this one right" and explained how. Then say said when she marked the question it was wrong and blamed me for changing it. I hate her.
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Once, in like, 5th grade, we were watching some educational movie. The teacher, for whatever reason, had the speaker volume all the way up. Obviously, it was very loud. So, I asked "why is it so loud?" Since the speaker was still turned up, naturally I had to raise my voice to be heard. I was then sent out of class for "yelling."
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I remember in my high school CALC class, my teacher ordered some new TI nSpire graphing calculators. The newer version. She didn't know how to use them yet, so one of my friends figured how to access the language settings, and changed all 20 of them over to Chinese and Korean. She spent almost half a day trying to navigate the menus and change them back. No one got chewed out, but it was hilarious.
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Had my phone out because I had something in my eye, I was using the glass as a mirror, and she flipped.
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i was 2dank5scool
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Edited by Neigbor Kibbles: 8/14/2015 1:35:54 PMI didn't want to go to recess because it was dumb. [spoiler]Third grade[/spoiler]