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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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2 RepliesTeacher: The Human's Feces leaves through their gentalia Me: I think it's actually the rectum Teacher throws binder at me Me: Okay...
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I got a detention because one kid was talking to himself and the other was laughing during the moment of silence in I think 11th grade. When told what happened and how I didn't do anything, she just said that "I had done plenty of things before that to deserve it." That's bull because you can't just punish me for something I didn't do because of things I had already done.
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Slapped her ass, got sent to the office. [spoiler]didn't wanna deal with the EA that day[/spoiler]
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Didn't take the hall pass when I went out to change my pants after pissing blood
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Teacher with bad eyes says I write letters too big. I said ok. Next assignment I wrote as small as possible. What would you do
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Writing down notes.
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Way back in the day we had this math teacher we didn't like. In an effort to annoy her it was decided that we would drop all of our books at the same time during class. We actually got the entire class to do it at the exact same time and it made a wondrous bang. She flipped out and told us we had to teach ourselves from now on.
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1 ReplyEdited by The Fool: 5/17/2015 12:56:12 PMnever had a teacher get mad at me, but my ex-fiance got mad at me over a board game played monopoly and he got mad when i wouldn't sell him my utilities.. i walked out of the room to give him space to cool down and he followed me, grabbed me and shook me had to threaten him with police before he'd let me be. nedless to say our 3-year engagement was broken up that day.
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1 ReplyBand teacher yelled at me for not playing loud enough, turned ou the guitar amp was busted
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2 RepliesI wasn't talking and my teacher slapped my arm in the 7th grade in 2012
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I was 4 years old.I yelled out in class I want to blow up the school with a cannon.I was almost suspended.
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Dessmi smi - old
Back in 2nd grade our teacher walked out of the room to go grab a copy of worksheets to work on and some kid was like "Quik evry1 look silli 4 wen she gets back!" So I got my long hair and bent it over my face so that there was no face to be seen but hair and when she got back in there i thought she was getting on to the class but whenever I fixed my hair she was looking directly at me as was everyone else like no one had ever said to do that and I was just being retarded. -
I was asking to sharpen my pencil. I almost was suspended.
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1 ReplyOne time a teacher got mad because I started giggling out of nowhere during a test and I couldn't stop. She removed me from the classroom. Never had to finish that test or even got it returned to me.
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4 RepliesCaught jerking off over my science teachers sandwich. For the rest of lunch she lectured me how she could get a disease. Didn't even get in trouble with the principal, later she asked to send her a pic of my penis over email when I asked for an assignment.
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2 RepliesFor not being from Guatemala.
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My teacher got mad at me for not understanding the stuff she was teaching us (I have a learning disorder (it was before we found out))
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For having sweaty feet, true story
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2 RepliesAnother one, I got in trouble for getting hit by a dodgeball while far away enough to avoid being hit. The people at that school always aimed for those with glasses.
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Teachers was demonstrating something. (CAD teacher). I was staring at what he was doing but in a zoned out fashion. He said I looked like a serial killer and said he would call the cops if i didnt stop staring... I litteraly sat there like "wot the -blam!- just happened...."
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1 Replyin year one/two (im in england) we had a substitute teacher who decided it was my day to be picked on. i yawned, she told me to cover my mouth and say pardon. i yawned again and put my hand over my mouth(i was obedient back then) but forgot to say pardon, so she sent me out. i was completely bewildered. its a yawn for -blam!-a sake!
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2 RepliesNot a dumb reason but in fourth grade we had this light thing there was green which meant quiet yellow which meant you a bit loud but red set off the loudest freakin alarm so the teacher said if it went on red we would all have extra home work so one kid (the class clown) asked what if we breath to loud then she said that wont happen then we all started breathing as loud as we could and now think all these little fourth graders just heavily breathing and then it turned red and she just exploded she gave us all detention and extra homework for a week it was hilarious
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2 Replies"Don't roll your eyes" When I turned away, she couldn't even see my eyes. This has happened to all of us
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4 Replies[i]There is a noise I can make that is Very loud, actually hurts peoples ears from long distance, during a pep rally everybody was cheering and whistling, I let loose and made that sound as loud as possible, entire gym went quiet wondering what happend. A minute later the Teacher (red faced) marches over and says "Mr Blank, get your -blam!-ing Ass down here NOW!" "I have never been so disrespected by a student in my -blam!-ing life! Go sit with the adults and don't make a noise!" To which I replied with a bleacher full of students watching "Hey man, just showing my school spirit man."[/i]
