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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyIn 6th grade, we had 9 people at our lunch table (max was 8), and the lunch lady comes over and gets mad at my friend, and he has to move tables so he is sitting by himself. So me and a few other people go over to sit by him, because we had just had a "friendship" assembly. Then the lunch lady gets mad at us for moving tables and we get sent to the principals office. Long Story short, he was pissed that the lunch lady wasted his time and then he let us go with Popsicles. Suck my grape Popsicle lunch lady!
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2 RepliesThis was a very very long time ago but I had a really bitchy sub in 8th grade. One time I was trying to find a pencil in my backpack that was sitting next to me and I was just scrambling though my messy bag trying to find one and all a sudden the teacher who was looking really depressed and stress started yelling at me for finding a pencil. I remember her reason was because "you are not participating in class" because I had a paper I front of me that I needed to do......but I couldn't do without a pencil. She took away my bag and told me to sit here as she continued on. Mind you I was still sitting there needing a pencil. The kids around me where also like "wtf" and just so happens that none of them had a pencil. Mind you she was still yelling at me after 5 minutes of class.... All when another teacher walked in and was like what's going on and she had no reason to yell at me so she simply tried to make up a story and say that I did something.. That's when the whole class (including those really good straight A kids who everyone trust and never gets in trouble) said that I did absolutely nothing. She then was told to go outside the classroom to have a talk with this teacher and she left the classroom and another sub filled in. She was obviously having some type of personal issue and was just taking her anger out on me. She was really depressed in the very beginning of class and seemed to be in a horrible mood.
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3 RepliesIn 9th grade me and my girlfriend were talking in the hall while walking down to class when the principle said no PDA when we were just walking next to each other, she try's to explain that and the principal told her to go with him. [spoiler]next thing I know she comes back in 8 period and said the principal asked her what she was doing dating that trash, I told her he could go kill himself[/spoiler]
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I put a banana peel in my friends hood
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I was slow getting a sheet of paper out I got detention She had anger issues. Serious anger issues.
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I yelled [b][i]retard alert[/i][/b] at him and he told me to gtfo
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2 RepliesI sneezed. She cast a banish spell on me
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1 ReplyMy friend faked being sick, then ate so much candy he actually got sick.
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Freind of mine Was wearing skirt too short muslim teacher in full berka comes up Skirt was below the knee
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Edited by Urban Shade: 9/2/2015 6:12:31 PM[i]plagerism[/i] off a stupid topic
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In 9th grade me and my girlfriend were talking in the hall while walking down to class when the principle said no PDA when we were just walking next to each other, she try's to explain that and the principal told her to go with him. [spoiler]next thing I know she comes back in 8 period and said the principal asked her what she was doing dating that trash, I told her he could go kill himself[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI got sent in to the office for fake punching a kid
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I yelled during recess.
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Ok, well back when I was in school everyone in my class (5 people not including me) would start to talk when the teacher would walk out. By the time she was coming back, I was always the one telling them to be quiet. She knew what I was saying and would always get mad because I was talking in class. ._. Fml
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I was in advisory. PUT YOUR PHONE UP OR IT GETTING TAKEN.[spoiler]me:IT'S ADVISORY WTF[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFor reading ahead (the hobbit) since everyone was reading at a ridiculously slow pace [spoiler]I was in a honors class[/spoiler]
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27 RepliesEdited by Nubbin Kun: 6/28/2015 5:51:50 AMMy teacher said videogames turned people violent, so I calmly stood up, explained to her very carefully why videogames didn't affect one's psychological state. [spoiler]and then I jabbed my pencil in her neck 43 times and bashed the rest of her head into the wall 'till it was a fine pulp.[/spoiler]
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6 Replies>be me, 5 years old >kindergarten >didn't know what "smart alec" meant >substitute teacher for class >he's angry with me for being sarcastic or something >calls me a smart alec >"what's that" >thinks I'm trying to be smart >i insist i don't know what it means >"yes you do, stop being a smart alec" >he writes my name on board >endoftheworld.jpg >i go ape shit on him >rip out his trachea >beat him with it >whole class sees me >i realize what I've done >ohshit.gif >need a speedy escape >walk through the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
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11 RepliesEdited by devil1165: 8/14/2015 12:13:13 PM>backstory- I'm Arab >thatsallfolks.jpg >Be me >7th grade fgt >failure history teacher >racist dick 60 yr old bald man >totalfgt.png >today is 9/11 >watching 9/11 memorial video >no one is crying >I am not crying >I am sad, but not crying >class ends >teacher tells me to stop >much of class is packing their things still >everyoneislisteningfgt.jpg >"why aren't u crying" -white man >"no one was? I've seen the video before sir" -me >I am a polite motherfker >"no its because you're Arab and you think 9/11 was okay" -whitey >"go back to your home in the Middle East you -blam!-ing al Qaeda scum" -still white >his bald head is glistening >everyone is staring >principal is in the door staring >"the boy was making racial slurs against me so I acted back" -mr glistening melon head >principalknowsall.fgt >he is fired on the spot >freaks out >teacher pulls out a gun >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur [spoiler]its actually a true story up until pulling out a gun, I just wanted to do a dinosaur ending[/spoiler]
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Teacher asked me to answer a question, then when I was about to she yelled at me because it was a test question
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My parents was on vacation so my godfather took me to school but he lived in another city so i got there about 30 minutes late but i always grabbed a pass from the front office. So 3 days go by i come into class late flash my pass and take a seat. He then calls me up to his desk and give me a detention slip. And i give him a confused look . he then says because u were late for 3 straight days. Im like i have a pass. Then he says doesnt matter if u have a pass u were still late. Then i took my other passes out and and i yell what r these for he then stares at me angerly and order me to my seat. From that day on he never called on me again and to make matters worse i only missed 1 day of school and on that day he made an unmakeupable "poptest" that was 50% of my grade but i didn't care i aced the first half so i evened out at a C
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This teacher has had it in for me for like 2 years now. One day I walked in to class and sat down straight away tells me to "get out!". I seriously didn't even do anything. So I walked out and waited for her to come out and tell me the stupid reason. After 10 minutes of waiting for this Bitch she finally wanders out and says to me "you finished school 5 years ago! Stop coming back!" What a Bitch.
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Edited by MFJF7: 7/27/2015 6:12:30 AMNow for my 2nd story---- I was doing my work when the girl next to me started talking to me and sooner or later we got into a conversation about her little brothers trash talking problem when he's playing on the Xbone. Everyone is talking in a whisper voice by mid conversation.Then the teacher starts yelling at kids for absolutely no reason. She starts yelling at this kid that is always really quiet always gets good grades and is a great student. I decided to stand up for this kid and I asked what he did and she said it's " none of my business" and tells me to sit down before I get an office referral. Well I sit down but I'm still asking what he did and she asked me if I remember what she said and I responded "yes I do. You told me to sit down but you never told me to stop talking." Well that set her off and she gave me an office referral. Then once I'm talking to the principle he starts yelling at me for no reason and puts his finger in my face. I told him that if he doesn't move his finger out of my face that I'm gonna beat his ass. He didn't move it so I grab his hand and I move it for him. He did the same thing so I told him again and then moved his hand and shoved him backwards. A and then I got suspended for 3 weeks
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4 RepliesUsing a pen instead of pencil for math cause I'm a badass.
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Edited by No Name Genome : 8/27/2015 2:55:18 PMI was just watching porn what's wrong with them? [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTeacher: The Human's Feces leaves through their gentalia Me: I think it's actually the rectum Teacher throws binder at me Me: Okay...
