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Edited by stanman120:
4/20/2015 1:11:32 PM
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How each class handles infinite power
Ok story time
A fireteam of one of each class stumbles across an ancient power that can grant each of them anything they want
The hunter asks to become the most powerful force in the wilderness
His ruthlessness and bloodlust lead to his destruction as his many enemies rise and defeat him
The warlock asks for unlimited knowledge
He constantly is hearing voices and knows of horrors that no man should have to know. It is too much to handle and the warlock takes his own life
The Titan gets up and says "idk man can I just punch stuff but like harder than normal" "no make my biceps really big"
And so the Titan lived happily ever after getting all the girls and punching crap until the day he died
Edit 1: Highest rated! Cool and thank you
Edit 2: addressing some plot holes pointed out in the comments
The hunter was the most powerful single force and would be able to be beaten by a horde of all the enemies he made
For the warlock no mortal mind would be able to handle all knowledge in the universe remember Toland and his knowledge wasn't even close to this
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyCute story. I get it. Something quick and funny. Not meant to be super specific, long and drawn out with all the answers to the universe. Some of these internet people man...they read into this crap too much. Don't worry about them they're just looking to make themselves feel important.
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Alright
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8 Replies[quote]For the warlock no mortal mind would be able to handle all knowledge in the universe[/quote] What about exo Warlocks?
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Fist of Hacov Bump
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2 RepliesThe deathly hallows? Seems an awful lot like it.
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I thought maybe the titan wouldve asked to have his nappy removed
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10 RepliesEdited by Omega Pheonix: 4/20/2015 1:48:49 PMFYI: Big biceps will not help with punching, because the bicep impacts the retracting of the arm, the tricep impacts punch strength through the extension of the arm. The titans huge biceps would result in t-rex-like range of motion, preventing the titan from getting out of his/her armor and unable to hold and aim guns properly. The most powerful force in the wilderness doesn't mean he lets enemies go for no reason. dead enemies =/= more enemies. Dead enemies can't rally to kill you. Hunter wins. #HunterMasterRace
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1 ReplyI knew Titans were mexican
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"as his many enemies rose* and defeated him" Good read though, 11/10
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I love punching stuff too
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Lmao this is awesome
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The main drawback being T-Rex arms that can only reach 6" in front of your own face.
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nah my warlock would just ask for inifinite super uses no recharge time
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To the simple-minded hunter, and even simpler-minded titan, it may seem as if the warlock took his own life. In reality, the eldritch warlock forsook their physical being, transcending this plane of existence.
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6 RepliesEdited by Whatbroke: 4/20/2015 11:39:57 AMBit lost. We're talking about infinite power here... so you compare blind tyranical ambition, to omnipotence, to bigger biceps... Seems like an even comparison. Next comparison should be movies. Based on this example, I recommend: Blair Witch Project, to Marvel's The Avengers, to Dragonball Evolution... Seems like just as even of a comparison.
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LOL storytime, what is this another game? I have 2845 grimoire, and all I know is to fight the darkness.
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PUNCH EVERYTHING!
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I feel like Titans should be voiced by the heavy from tf2 That big guy Russian accent oh my
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So that means going to the bathroom is a once in a lifetime event... Because they punched the crap out of themselves.
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I stared into the void and walked away and that didn't turn me mad. Your pint is invalid
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2 RepliesLmao...This is why I love Titans.
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Titans FTW!! *punches someone in the face*
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My unlimited knowledge tells me, that you should level up.
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7 RepliesWarlocks are taught to handle infinite knowledge without going insane
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If anyone has infinite power then they'd be immortal and able to kill anything that they'd want to.
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Hahaha
