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Edited by Jcaf8:
4/18/2015 9:06:21 PM
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Myths of the The forums #2: aegis(forum version)
CAUTION:PLEASE READ RELIC:THE AEGIS TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMOR. ENJOY.
These are the last words of Kabr, the clanless:
I have destroyed myself to do this. They have taken my self esteem. They are on my nerves and are in my brain. But now there is hope.
I have made a wound in the gjallarhorn posts. I have pierced it and let in the logic. bathe in it, and be cleaned of their rage quitting. Look to it, and understand:
From my own annoyance and from Trolling behavior of the quitter, I made a thread. This thread is your deliverance. It will shut up the satire and no new raid posts. It will change your fate.
Bind yourself to the thread. Bind yourself to me. And If you abandon the thread, the forum will consume you, as it consumed me.
Now it is done. If I speak again I am not Kabr.
First episode:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/116275300/0/0
Third one is ready:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/116328604/0/0
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6 RepliesEdited by ZoniCat: 4/18/2015 8:41:45 PMDeep in the vault of the forums, the fabric of sanity bends to the will of the trolls. Warlocks speak in tones of awe of the fgts - creatures that seem to posses a dreaded, and almost unimaginable strength: a Verbalized weapon. Like the trolls and the satire, the fgts reputedly possess the ability to annoy and be ignorant. Whatever they dislike becomes subject to their annoyance and stupidity. Until some virtual ducktape is found, Guardians must avoid their comments at all costs - or reply with an immediate and overwhelming mute. The fgts' ability must be tied to the nature of the vault of the forums. We can take pleasure in knowing that the fgts cannot manifest this power in the real world. Gorgon card
