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Edited by d 6d7565727465:
4/1/2015 4:20:59 AM
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Hay Guise, I Hav Konspiracy
Here's the Idea,
The Illuminati triangle has three sides.
Aluminum has three molecules.
What can be found in aluminum?
Mtn Dew.
Can Mtn Dew be teh Alloominooty's blood?
Aluminum confirmed.
But we have to go deeper!
What does Mtn Dew go with?
Doritos of course.
What shape does the Doritos chip take?
A triangle.
Wait a second... Could the Doritos be teh Loomahnurty's babies?
It all makes sense!
Teh *insert Illuminati soundalike here* is trying to take over Earth to avenge their babies... *gasp* AND THE DORITOES ARE GOING TO EAT US ALL!!!
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[b]BUT WE HAVE TO GO DEEEEPEEEER![/b]
Call of Duty has a total of three words in the title, Le Aloomynoot square has three sides.
Activision is league with Illuminatee confirmed.
But wait, why would they be connected?*dramatic gasp for effect* [b]Activision is turning to Teh Alloominooty for power to stop Half-Life 3 from releasing to keep Call of Duty in best selling!!!![/b] That would explain why Activision is run by evil people! But how could Loomynarty fund an invasion to avenge their Dorito babies? By using Call of Duty's profit money of course you silly son of a bitch!!!
[b][i][u]IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED!!![/u][/i][/b] Deploy your tin foil hats ladies and gents!
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1 ReplyEvery time I read your name I crack up xD
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Loominarti kunfurmed
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Oh.Ma.Gawd.My....eyes...have been opened!!! *dies*
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#shrekm8
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1 ReplyI deny everything
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1 ReplyI originally came here with the intent to further build on the stupidity, but...well, i'm flabbergasted, I can't possibly build on this. I'm completely disarmed. Fine work there, sir.
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I work at a place called Secret Illuminati HQ My boss has a triangle on his suit Triangles are used by Illuminati My boss is in the Illuminati!
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Look closer into the Dorito can you see it? Lets look deeper [b]sees badly pixelated orange[/b] it's 9-11 Dorito and activison caused 9-11
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11 RepliesHay guise, I found Llamanarty's secret HQ! It's a giant sphere shaped space station in the middle of this constellation! Star Death confirmed?
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2 RepliesDont be stupid, there's no way that could be true.
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1 ReplyYou made 3 confirmes of teh illumniti. Are you deh ilumni?!!!1!111!1!
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1 ReplyEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 4/1/2015 4:55:25 AM[b]LET HIM SPEAK HIS WORDS SO THAT WE MAY KNOW THE TRUTH! BEWARE THE ENSUING APOCALYPSE! [u]The end is nigh...[/u][/b] [spoiler][url=http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/757/261/158.jpg]ALL HAIL HIS MOST HOLY THE DORITOS POPE![/url][/spoiler] [b]REPENT![/b]
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2 RepliesJet fuel can't melt steel beams
