One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
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#Destiny
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Eris: "You have delivered us all from [i]my[/i] suffering." And. "You and I are bonded forever Titan!"
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Eris was singing fat girl by steel panther this morning.
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I heard the Crucible Handler say" you don't see light like hers everyday"
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"You dont see light like hers everyday" -Shaxx The Catcaller
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I once decrypted a legendary engram. Ascendant shards. Than he said; that's a nice gun you got right there...
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Grunts in halo were about to kill me and one said something like "I get his shoes!"
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"I want you to come back and tell me how this works for you" -Master Rahool Why? You've given me the grinders cloak well over 50 times you gutless, -blam!-less, retarded whore bag!!!!!!
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lol my friend hunter was creeped the freak out at the beginning of this game cause he made a hunter & when he walked by NPC's they'd be like, "hello hunter" & he was like how the f*** do they know my name!!! Took him about two weeks to realize why lol
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Approach Ikora as a hunter and occasionally she might say "is this one Cayde's little games?" Cayde clearly is as immature as Mal Reynolds...
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I was checking Eris's stock then when I went out she said "be careful" then full started kissing me.
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This one isn't weird but it was cool. Cayde-6 once said to me "Going out on an adventure huh?... *whispers* take me with you." The whisper was kind of creepy but it was cool as fooooook.
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When Eris said... "YOU MUST TELL ME HOW CROTA LOOKED AS HE DIED!!" I was like "woah... You really are one sick bitch..."
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Keep that thing oiled guardian... For some reason they all seem to say that to my male exo O_O
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[i]"You want the Crucible? I am the Crucible" - Lord Shaxx[/i]
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Cryptarch : Don't see many of those! Me: These 2 ascendant shards? Really? Well hold onto your hat cause I'm about to show you 250 of em!!
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BRING ME THE EYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!! [i]-Eris[/i]
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Pretty sure xur asked me if I eat ass
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*decodes engram only to receive an Acheron* Rahool: oooooohh thats a rare one Me: MAYBE BECAUSE I'VE DISMANTLED 859484849503927495037 OF THEM
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Eris gets freaky when you get done killin crota
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Eris. "Come Guardians. My dark below awaits"
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I am 100% sure I heard a dreg scream "VODKA!" at me once
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Edited by PursuedLemur3: 3/31/2015 1:51:57 AMI danced in front of one of the map bots for about half an hour just to see if anything would happen. I finally got bored with that and stopped to go into orbit. As I'm vanishing, the bot comments "there goes the show."
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every body in the tower wants to buy me a drink
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in halo i had a solider jump kick a brute, another said don't eat that donut.....i would have been your daddy skull was weird
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Fairly sure Tess Everis said something about my balls once. I think she fancys me a bit.
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I heard eris say something along the lines of: Look at all the scary little hive So many So many Now none are alive... It was like some wierd nursery rhyme...