One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
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#Destiny
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Quartermaster: you play the crucible? Me:no Quartermaster: I am the crucible!
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Crucible Handler- "The hunter vanguard snuck into a crucible match. Sly bastard" NO JOKE
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Cursed Thrall- "Allah Ackbar!"
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Cayde: "Hey, hey! ....take me with you."
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I walk away from the gunsmith and he says "lucky for you I never sleep" What the hell? Are you trying to get it good with us warlocks. I'm not letting him ride on my warcock
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Edited by iceyprince: 3/30/2015 9:13:26 PMIdk if this i weird or lore-gold but I heard banshee 44 say: [i]How many times has my system been wiped? 41, 42, 43?[/i] Meaning the number next to his name means how many times he's been 'wiped' Why has poor banshee been wiped 44 times and Cayde-6 only 6.... [spoiler]hmmm 0_o[/spoiler]
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I used to an adventurer like you... [spoiler]BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE[/spoiler]
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Anyone think the archon priest is taunting you?
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*Decrypts blue engram and receives Knight Type 2 armor for titan* Rahool: "there's only a few of these left in existence"
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Tess Everis: "I believe you've got a special order for me, if you know what I mean... Package" [spoiler]you fill in the rest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Something one of them said today. I forgot what it was exactly. Something contradictory I thought it was funny. Like they said "ahhh yes... No"
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"They say there is a new faction in the city , they say they can do magic wipeout the traveler" random NPC sitting on a box
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"Wart Wart Wart" - Halo Elite
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Arcite scared me one time when I bought my 77 wizard. Purchase denied Purchase denied Purchase denied Purchase accepted. Then it gave me the weapon, mini heart attack.
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It was probably just an normal fallen sound, but when i did the daily story one of the Fallen vandals said something like: ,,Ihr werdet dafür bezahlen". Its german and if you translate it into english it means you all will pay for this. Maybe he was reffering to the Traveler and how he choosed us and not the Fallen. But thats just a theory.....
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I swear I walked into the crucible room with shaxx and the quartermaster and lord shaxx said hey have you seen the latest crucible match to the quartermaster
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Xur said to me once "There is something inside me that wishes to connect" and I was like bruh, take my strange coins ok.
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"No lollygaggin'."
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Xur one time said: "aye fam check out my mixtape it's straight fire" Spooked me
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The weasel in the tower who disconne
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When Xur sold heavy synth for the first time after the weeks without I was buying a bunch of synths when he said something like "I'm only selling this to make you happy." Tess keeps saying stuff when I run by that makes her sound like the tower's resident ho bag. The one that I can remember was something like "so many guardians, where do I begin" but there have been 2-3 that can be taken as strangely suggestive.
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Edited by FaZe Aspergers: 3/31/2015 8:27:57 AMGunsmith was like: "Have we met? I know that gun." I be like last time we met was in New Mombasa and you and your pack were betraying the shit out of your Elite bros. Later we met you were whizing round on your jetpack duelwielding your plasma rifles, whilst the rest of the gas mine we were in plumeted to the ground! Then I saw you with a dude with a sword (Called Fin) and then I saw you asking me to 'Bite [your] shiny metal ass'. You [b][i][u]does[/u][/i][/b] get around and yous know who I am. Then he said "I'll remember you next time...maybe." Spooky shit... [spoiler]Anyone get it...[/spoiler]
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Whats NPC?
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Stand by the gunsmith for a while. I'm sure he has a thing for the special orders lady......
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Edited by bigGRNninja: 3/31/2015 8:42:56 AMStuck my head in between one of my female friends hunter by banshee and he said: yep, that thing leaks radiation like a sieve. I about died laughing
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And in its dying breath, the traveler created ghosts... To open doors Eris