One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
Edit: Notifications are destroying my battery. I'll turn them back on when I get home.
Notifications have been re-established. I can now read all of the replies, or at least the majority of them.
Edit 2: 1st post under trending! Thanks so much for my 3rd trend!
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#Destiny
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"Your bootys soft"
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Edited by Unoppressed: 3/30/2015 2:06:38 PMCayde-6: "Hey guardian *whispers* take me with you."
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Keep that thing oiled guardian
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I was turning in engrams once and the cryptarch said to me "Take it guardian." Talk about awkward silences.
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"They took one eye, but I took three!" - Eris Morn Lets be honest, its either the Cryptarch, Xur, or Eris.
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"Put a baby in me" - Tess Everis
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Eris offered me a handjob once. Naturally i accepted...
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"we are bonded forever Guardian" Eris
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The coolest NPC sounds are the ones you hear when you wear the Halloween helmet...funny thing is happens on missions when you wear it too!!! Cheers
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wanna see a dead body- sweeping robot in hall leading to speaker.
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I love how after you've defeated Crota, Eris has a whole new set of sayings. And sometimes she's really over the top, like when she goes "THERE'S [u]NOTHING[/u] YOU CAN'T DO NOW, GUARDIAN!!!"
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Edited by Kyncaid: 3/30/2015 5:17:54 PMwhen the archon preist yells YEEEAAAA like in that miami show or on rare occasions when your doing omnigul and you open the door to the jovian complex eris wil say the traveler sent out the ghosts in its dying breath.......to open doors.....
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Down to the City and up again. Down and back up, oh dear.
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Something along the lines of "Shaxx, he hits!"
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I walked away from Eva Levante and she said "Nice! Nice ass." [spoiler]Prove me wrong![/spoiler]
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I think one of those cleaning 'bots assured me it would have that spot cleaned up very soon. And I was like (1) do I look like I care, and (2) no you won't, since I'm pretty sure you've been mopping that spot....since day one {and it's not looking any cleaner}.
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I got a strange coin from Rahool and he said "nothing is impenetrable, but hopefully this is close". When I left him, he said "Guardian, you can't speak pre golden age german, can you? No. Nobody can."
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Post master sad xur what is xur
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"zug zug"
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"THEY'RE INSIDE MEEEEEE!!!". --- Psycho's Borderlands
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Kayde-6 once said something along the lines of... "Psssst.... Guardian.... [i]Wake up[/i]!". But silently, whispered, as if he didn´t want to be heard. The Vanguard area creeps the f**k outta me now.
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Master Rahul "SMUT!"
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I'm sorry but I'll say in spanish: "Paquete para hechiceros, deja de flotar, ¡paquete malo!" xDDDD También adoro el de "Roto, roto roto" de la administradora.
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Screw it - lord shaxx
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Xur said- [i]Something inside me wishes to connect[/i] [spoiler]*cough* semen face *cough*[/spoiler]