One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
Edit: Notifications are destroying my battery. I'll turn them back on when I get home.
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Edit 2: 1st post under trending! Thanks so much for my 3rd trend!
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#Destiny
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Crota: 'Suprise motherf*cker! When he kills the swordbearer.
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The npc that gives you the tumbler tell me that she would have to kill me now as soon as I landed on the tower.
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"I am merely a trash collector of the nine" -Xur
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The cryptarch was humming
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"Think they'd mind if we took their pikes?" There are no words to express my feelings.
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Cryptarch: there arent many of those left. Me: turns* what did you say. I have received rust burner helm in over 50 of my blue engrams and you are telling me that there are not many left then why dont you take mine and give some glimmer for it. *sells helm* 36 glimmer WHAT THE FUUUUUUU! Thats how rare it is??? what ever im done. *jumps off tower*
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Cryptarch " I knew you'd choose that " choose what you asshole, this is a blue from a purple!! Back when that was a thing
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Edited by Lord Fried: 5/5/2015 8:15:51 PMGot tired of Lord Saladface asking me if I'd been tested so I went down to the clinic.
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"have you been tested guardian". That's none of your business Lord Salad head! And stop asking you ain't getting in these pants!
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"It's not going to suck itself" heard that a few times from cryptarch.
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I have a hunter with long green hair, and I shit you not the Gunsmith said "You better shave that green mop off of your head "
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I could've sworn that that Xur asked me if I fancied a game of hide the sausage once. To be fair I do usually drink when I'm playing at the weekends so perhaps not...
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Not funny but a weird one was "one two three little hive, we killed so many now none are alive" -eris
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"Tell me what Crota looked like, when he died." -Erris (aka freaky b*tch)
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Guy: suicides off the main balcony. map bot: "Oh my! That will be popular" Followed by a train of 4 or 5 guardians doing their best lemming impersonations
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I swear I once heard an NPC ask me if I was looking for sex.
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Similar to OP's. I was tea bagging the gunsmith, and as I walked away, he said "keep that thing oiled guardian"
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Why do people edit and put stuff like "OMG, trending!!" Why is this a thing?
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Tess: "You want to know how to get on the list huh? Well if I told you that I would have to kill you" Well that scared the heck out of me😱
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One time i was playing as my hunter (female) and i was dancing on the vanguard table and Commander Zavala (Titan Vanguard) looks at me and says "Well isnt that interesting" In a very odd tone...i found it hilarious
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Books, books for the Titans!
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One time I was running back and forth near the Speaker and a robot said to me, "Stop your damn running".
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I used to be alive like you but then I took a gjallarhorn to the knee. - Crota
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lol that gunsmith quote is great
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That old lady that sells shaders by the speaker called me a fckboy once
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA- Omnigul