First Step: We shall band together and begin planning.
Step 2: We find enough snacks to feed everyone in #OffTopic.
Step Tres: We fill as many buckets as we can with water.
Step D: We build a time machine from blankets, chairs, microwaves, cardboard boxes, and basketballs.
Step V: We go back in time and invade NASA and steal a rocket and some scientists.
Step Six: We get a shit load of kerosene and matches. Send the kerosene and matches back to base with giant sling shot.
Step Bungie Number: WE FLOOD THE OCEAN AND SET FIRE TO THE SUN!!!
Who's on board!?!?
We have a very fair dental and medical plan
Leader and Head Turtle: IntrepidTurtle
Head of Crackpottery: The Stranger
"Scientists": N7 Virtue, That Pink Ranger, slayingold, TheWanderer, Prophet of Mercy, pittbull90591, Lord Of Seagulls, pence2, TheRubyArcher, Pedro
Snack Provider: St_Eagle, ZombieManIrish
Main Flooder: Nobody, RangerBlip, datguy12345
Main Fire-Starter: LeftShark, McGoose
Snack Eater: BeyondReasonn
Initiation "Specialist": No Breaks
Fact Dude: Can1235
Porn Guy: Grapefruitdiet
Jet Jacker: Thepowerknight
DJ: Thanatos
Mr. Satan (Hercule): DocHNIC
Lion Tamer: Knight of Cups
Hacker Dude: Schruef
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"The same thing we do every day Pinky..."