Posted Thursday Morning: You see, my Friday is better than your Friday, because my Friday is not even on a Friday; it is on a Thursday.
Jealous? Don't be. You can be just like me by following these simple steps, start Friday-ing the -blam!- out of your Thursday.
1. Don't talk to old ladies. They only spread lies and the smell of raisins.
2. Keep your face. It is essential to have a face when celebrating Friday on a non-Friday Friday.
3. Buy a tie-dye cat t-shirt. Because -blam!- you, that's why.
4. Don't eat my sandwich...
5. Your chair is your worst enemy. Make sure you don't get on your chairs bad side, otherwise it will post nudes of you on Instagram.
There! Now go do some -blam!-ing Friday!
Edit: It is now Friday for you plebs. But for me you think it would be Saturday according to my logic displayed above.
Wrong!
*slaps*
It is now Tuesday for me. The only day you can say "Well at least it's not Monday" and "Kill me now"
Edit: Someone bumped this thread and I had no idea I even made this
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Edited by FlickinDaBean69: 3/20/2015 5:19:46 AMMy Friday is better. I get paid to not be at work