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3/19/2015 1:09:52 AM
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Why can't I fly?
All I've ever wanted out of life is to fly. Not in a plane, but rather over the oceans and mountains and maybe really close to a volcano for just a second. Birds can do it, giant hunks of metal weighing tons can do it. LETS GET PEOPLE FLYING ALREADY.
It's 2015, PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY NOW.
[spoiler]CAPS LOCK IS FOR URGENCY[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBecause you touch yourself at night. I'm serious. Birds don't masturbate Planes don't masturbate That's why they can fly.
