[b][u]10 Reasons Why Babies Are Better Than Horses[/u][/b] 1. They are a lot easier to hide. 2. You don't have to put a saddle on a baby (unless you want to). 3. You can take a baby into a McDonald's bathroom. 4. PETA won't come after you for abusing a baby. 5. You can carry a baby on your back. 6. You can buy a smaller cage for a baby than you would need for a horse. 7. You aren't as worried about getting kicked when you brand a baby. 8. That new baby smell. 9. You can't train a horse to become a child soldier. 10. It's easier to fit a baby in your mouth than a horse.