Why? and what are you going to do?
READ THIS EDIT!: Zoom in on the patch on the guy on the left. It's -blam!-ing hilarious
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#Offtopic
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I guess there must be a bomb in my neighborhood.
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"Fun meter" And probably run out of my house since it's EOD and they're probably going to deal with some explosive
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Look surprised and see what they do
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Inb4What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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Take them in for a nice cup of cofee. And join them in the execution of gays
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Lol "Funmeter"
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"Hey, glad you three could make it to my birthday party!"
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Government takeover?
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...Okay, so I MAY have hacked into a few important government servers and such...
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They're here to confiscate mah Skooma! *fus ro dahs them*
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Check his fun-meter.
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The zombies are coming would be my first guess....
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Offer them a drink
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Point to the human and say[quote]he did it[/quote]
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Take his fun meter and run
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Necrobump
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Now if your going to kill me you should probably know.......... [spoiler]YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH![/spoiler]
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I'd peek out the door and be like "Hey guys! You want something to drink? I've got 5 cans of ginger ale and about a liter of flat coke."
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Am i being recruited???
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I'd be gone because EOD takes 5 hours just to dust off.
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Not sure why bomb disposal is on my lawn but cool
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Oh shit *flies away*
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Why is bombsquad on my lawn?
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