I'm a level 32 Atheon and I'm looking to find a group that will help me try to find the sixth chest in the tower raid. Msg me for invite my gamer tag is XiiffgjxkohkpofzyhjXz
To join you must be
Level 33 minimum
Have lag switch
Be a vex
Have exactly 6969 raid completions.
These few requirements will help weed out the casuals.
Edit 1: I ran out of popcorn while reading these great comments :(
Edit 2: let's start some controversy, the hive are the worst class #vexmasterrace
Edit 3: this thread has kind of turned into, "[b]What enemy do you hate the most?[/b]"
Edit 4: over 200 replies!!! Thanks everyone!!!
Edit 5: 500 replies!! Side note- if you see someone with the username necrochasm call him a scrub
Edit 6: the Necrochasm has transformed into the forklift. You shall now call the forklift a scrub if you want to.
Edit 7: extra tags because why not
Edit 8: the reason I had everyone call forklift a scrub is that he is my friend in real life, and all good friends get about a hundred people to call each other scrubs.
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I don't know why, but I feel my intuition telling me the 6th chest requires a synchronized dance at some point/place in the Raid...
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Hi I'm a lvl 42 Hobgoblin with Maxed out Mythoclast Beam. Have LagSwitch And Infa Sheild. CAN 2180 No scope gaurdains while invis and blinking Recruit me At _WishiwasAtheon_
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Level 400 vex mythoclast looking to be carried through raids any hands welcome
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I'm upgrading to town hall 5 should be done in a day or so.#fithycasual
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Edited by WorsePanther310: 4/2/2015 1:38:59 PMI'm a level 37 Praetorian my gt is vexmasterace andgaurdianssuck
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EDIT WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No thanks I'm done helping with that achievement
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I'm a level 400 Master Chief. No further explanation needed. Invite ChiefforPrez
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I am a level 420 assistant to the regional manager, my skills involve being a great salesman and excellent farmer, I have maxed out weapons that will surely beet everyone on the tower, invite me my gt is Dwight Schrute
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Have two characters First is a titan, looking for a good time. 'M/32/Tower' seeking 'F/18+/Tower' Second is a lvl 20 phalanx shield. Still getting used to the class but looking for someone to carry me.
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Level 776 captain. Have shock pistol and cheesyhorn. Fallen masterrace.
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Lvl 30 crota but know the sword disappearing glitch so nobody can kill me Send invite
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have you looked in the tree? can i play
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Level 90 post master I have done 666 raids and I love trolling newb scrubs ps love killing Randal the vandals
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Lvl 69 Randal the Vandal msg me on Xbox720 Gt qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890
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Level 99 bungie dev. My special skills include nerfing weapons for no good reason, horrible story telling and making guardians watch cut scenes against their will.
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Edited by JewBilly01: 4/1/2015 8:48:54 PMY0U ARE ALL N00B SCRUBS! I HAVE 3 32S WITH 21 MAX GALLYS AND ELEVENTEEN MAX ICE BREAKERS. I FOUND THE SIXTH SEVENTH AND EIGHTH CHEST IN VOG AND IVE FOUND NINER CHESTS IN CROTA. GIT GUD SCRUBS GIT REKT.
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Level 47 detainment bubble. I make sure to pop up right as guardians are in mid air and also sometimes teleport with them
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Damn I have 6970 raid completions :( wish I could join
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If you pour Pepsi (dr pepper apparently works as well can anyone confirm ?) into your console at the right moment you can make the traveller kneel forever, if you do it this way you don't need a lag switch, the 6th chest spawns in the strip club near dead orbit but you'll need to kill the speaker in 1 kneel to make it spawn (see above method. )
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I'm hank hill and I'm the manager at Strickland heh I'll sell you my level 100 propane
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If you stand beside the speaker for exactly 77 minutes, he will start walking down the stairs to a small door on the bottom level of his chambers. He will stop there and start mumbling again. If you listen to him for 7 more minutes, he will finally open the door. Go inside and go down the stairs to get to the tower basement. Inside you will find three chests. One contains a 367 damage Gjallarhorn and a 400 damage Vex Mythoclast. One contains a full set of light level 42 armor and the Crystal Bell shader. And the third chest completely resets your level to 1 and erases all gear from your character and your vault. The thing is, you can only open one chest, and it is randomized for each person. You only get one shot, so good luck!!
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level 39 Queen of the Reef here. have maxed HIV and one rank away from maxed seduction. can make guardians lag into my coochie. send invite to 123ItHurtsToPee
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Edited by Moonlight: 4/1/2015 7:00:52 PMLvl Infinity Xur with experience in trolling guardians by selling Gjallarhorn for 25001 glimmer, no heavy synths, and telling Rahool to decode your exotic engrams into an armour piece you already have with even worse stats.
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Level 100 hogoblin can 2160 noscope a bladancers blinkstrike from a football field away also have maxed mythoclast line rifle. That means unlimited shots gaurdians! Tag is hobgobs r' us. Invite me #VexMasterrace
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Level 42 Ir Yut looking for a raid group to beat crota for cheating on me for omnigul please invite me GT: IrYutTheBeast