Snowed in and bored. Started thinking about this. A few of mine are below. Would love to hear others, as mine aren't that good. I have seen what this community can do!
Ice Breaker - pay one price, drinks keep coming all night
The Gjallarhorn - you see it on the menu, but never can seem to get one
Pocket Infinity - when you give them your credit card, and say "drinks are on me!"
Bad Juju - just as bad coming up, as it was going down
The Randall - A glass raised in honor for a battle well fought
Red Death - drink until it bleeds, guardians
The Crota - whine served with cheese
The DeeJ - ??? (Love to see what y'all come up with)
EDIT 1: Great comments. A few common thread themes popping up, but when taken lightly, always good for a laugh. Gotta love this community!
EDIT 2: some of my favorites from below:
Chunderlord
Tinklebot
Rockets McD.Face (for the description)
mojo
<The Goon Dock Saints>
English
#Destiny
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A bucket of Miller Genuine Draft....because I like Miller Genuine Draft.... :/
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Edited by Petty Wap 619: 3/1/2015 4:05:36 AMNothing because it all is disappointing lol
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Edited by Arron Rift: 3/1/2015 3:41:51 AMI'd order the "Destiny game, hold the hype"- it's all how you look at it, and some of the most fun parts are things the bartender never intended! "This is not how we intended for you to enjoy your drink!"- Deej
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Whiskey, always whiskey.
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The DeeJ - koolaid
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The Cryptarch - Looks purple like a legendary drink but tastes of blueberry and disappointment. Thorn - Shot of everclear with ghost chilli pepper seeds at the bottom Gjallahorn - Keg stand followed by 12 wolfpack shots The DeeJ - A shot that speaks to you but when you talk back it does not listen and ultimately leaves you with nothing but anger and frustration The Praetorian - A strong shot that you always think you finished but it seemingly regenerates a little back after you think it is gone Weight of Darkness - Shots that impair you over time, a few are easy but when you have ten you can barely move anymore Plan C - A very fruity drink, you only ever see lightweights with no drinking skill drink this Nightfall - A drinking challenge with a chance for great rewards but always leaves the drinker disappointed
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Last word. Because after that drink it will be your last word. (Well real word)
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The Randal. No matter how tough you are it will kick your butt
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A Xur. Depending on the bartender that day it could be anything.
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The story -_-
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The cryptarch- Advertised as strong vodka, its caprisun
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The queen ;)
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BlunderLord - Hits hard and you won't be able to talk straight all night, but it is electrifying!
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Plan C: Downing the drink in 3 seconds get you another one half price
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The Devil You Don't - we don't know what's in it, but expect to blackout.
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An irish car bomb with wolf pack rounds sounds about right!!
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I know whatever I order, will be different to what shows on the menu. The alcohol content will be almost non existent as the bar will nerf the alcohol content because they assume it is the right thing to do. I will be dissapointed which such bar even tho I am an alcoholic :)
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This is all you have on tap? Worst bar ever..
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Lucky rassberry
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I'll serve
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[b]The Speaker[/b] - drink list just says "I could tell you". When ordered is completely devoid of color. [b]The Stranger[/b] - looks promising, but when ordered doesn't do anything for you. At least it comes with a mini plastic sword.
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The story; an empty glass that's been chilled.
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Id buy something from xur in the corner. You know he's got some goods in that backpack
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Last Word - buzz enhanced wen closing your eyes Hawkmoon - employees randomly give more effort when making a drink.
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The CRYPTARCH. It's a strong drink, but gives you large doses of concentrated rage when sipping.