Why do my balls need so much warm?
They have more hair than my legs, so why do they need more clothes than my legs?
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So my jimmies don't get rustled.
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So they function as the blast hatch for a 40,000 megaton Fart. You'd rather blow a hole through your underwear than your pants. Also, Ballsack support. More important than one would initially think.
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Ever catch a whiff of your drawers after a day of wearing them? They are there so your pants don't smell like that. Pants deserve better than to be subjected to sack-sweat.
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They keep my huge dick from getting caught in my zipper
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They protect you pants from your asshole.
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I know alot of girls that don't wear underwear.. ;-)
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Edited by The Fallen Zyzz: 2/21/2015 8:40:08 AMTo cup the balls and shaft. For me, I mostly wear underpants to stop my cock from brushing my knees.
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Because sometimes you want to change trousers without people staring at your penis
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Edited by Apollo: 2/22/2015 10:14:15 AMSo your balls don't jiggle too and fro So your penis doesn't rub against your pants/zipper So they don't bounce Basically it's a testicle bra As for women, I'm not sure. Song: Do your balls hang low? Do they jiggle to and fro? Do they sway in the wind? Do you drag them where you go? Do you sling them over your shoulders? are they big a boulders? Do your balls...hang...low? [spoiler]no ban pls the song is a joke[/spoiler]
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Because you might as well rub sandpaper on your genitals if you're not gonna wear underwear.
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What's the pant of underpoints?
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Get caught in you zipper once. You will never go with them again. Lol.
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I find no underpants feels a little too free.
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To prevent chaffing. Underpants are designed to be comfortable whereas if you look at the inside of your pants there are seams and other things there that could cause a problem with your under carriage.
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Going commando is uncomfortable
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[quote] They have more hair than my legs[/quote] Hahahahahahaha. There is no point. Commando.
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Dude do you want your balls getting caught in your zipper? I don't think so mother-blam!-er.
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Doesn't hurt to keep your "boys" in line.
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So your dick doesn't swing around when you walk.