When I was in middle school I was a bit of a perv. There were a couple of girls in my class with nice butts. They would also wear ole jeans so whenever they bent down their bare butt would show. Me being a horny teenager enjoyed this and would sit a couple chairs behind them to look at them. It's something I'm not really proud off. That's one of my secrets what about yours?
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I said Beetlejuice 3 times. [spoiler]Noting happened.[/spoiler]
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I got a fetish
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I really, [i]really[/i] want to eat human flesh sometime. I'm just so fascinated with blood and gore and the thought of a human steak served rare is mouth watering...
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I'm secretly not gay.
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I see suicide as the only way out of this shitty planet but id never do it because im someones rock If i go, they wont see any reason to continue living
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I have hallucinations, particularly when I'm driving
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I like light bondage and wearing collars :3
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I can fap 7 times a day [spoiler]nothing comes out after like 3 unlike in animes you run out of cum[/spoiler]
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Unbeknownst to family, friends and my partner, I am a diagnosed sociopath. I have done horrible, horrible things, and I will probably do many more horrible things in the future. And I am not sorry for doing it.
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I sat on my friends budgie once and stowed it under the sofa to find out it was still alive 😹🔪✊🏻
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I'm 20 and I've been single for life.
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I LOVE Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez[spoiler]They're kinda hot tho[/spoiler]
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Edited by M4sked_Mumbl3r_: 10/26/2015 4:06:37 AMI was once a Brony, but got out of it because I really got into Anime and this game [spoiler]plus I'm 15 and never had a gf, he'll never really had a long, nice conversation with a girl[/spoiler]
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Last night I had a weird as unholy balls sex dream that involved me and Catwoman and own brother was in the room watching the both of us. That's not why I'm shaken up. The part about my dream that really rustled my jimmies is that my Waifu is Margery Tyrell but for some reason my subconscious has decided to insert a leather-clad kleptomaniac and have me engage in...well, you know. My own psych compels me to cheat on my Waifu! Damn you temptation!
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My form of masturbation was so superior that now normal sex can't get me off
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I read all the terms and conditions.... On everything....
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[spoiler]I like girls[/spoiler]
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One time I borrowed a balloon but it popped :(
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I like soup
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Edited by C00CHIEman: 10/26/2015 1:05:47 AMI snuck into my girlfriend's house at night once. I jacked off and then I left. She would then call me in the morning saying I think my brother is horny for me. I would ask why and she would say bc there's jizz on the floor.
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One time when I was ten I and completely alone, I said "oh no oh no oh no" to see if the cool-aid guy would actually show up. He didn't. Liek if u cry evry tiem
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I'm a human
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Thought about committing suicide in 8th and 9th grade.
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One day when I was 19, I went to work high on speed and cocaine. While at work, I sexually assaulted a female co worker. She quit her job the following day. At that time I didn't feel bad. As time passed, I started feeling really awful about it. She didn't report it to our boss or call the cops, so I never got in any trouble. I wanted to at least apologize to her but I didn't know how to contact her. I wasn't even sure what her full name was. Through some mutual contacts, I now know her name and I've seen her Facebook page but I'm afraid to apologize now. Some people tell me to do it because she deserves an apology. Others have told me not to because I'm probably the last person she would want to hear from again and its not fair for me to remind her of that day just because I feel bad about it 20 years after. My mind is overwhelmed with stress. See kids, this is why they say drugs are bad. So don't do them, especially narcotics!
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I'm scared to be in another relationship because of how bad the last one was. A lot of fighting and making eachother cry, that lasted for almost a year and eventually we both got over it and now we don't speak to eachother anymore.
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I usually don't laugh when other people say lol to a post :/