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Edited by Porsche 914:
2/19/2015 5:49:24 PM
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Your deepest darkest secret you're willing to admit?
When I was in middle school I was a bit of a perv. There were a couple of girls in my class with nice butts. They would also wear ole jeans so whenever they bent down their bare butt would show. Me being a horny teenager enjoyed this and would sit a couple chairs behind them to look at them. It's something I'm not really proud off. That's one of my secrets what about yours?
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I think dogs are okay. Despite hating my dog.
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I was the one who let the dogs out ;_;
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152 Replies2 years ago I worked at one of those summer jobs. You know, the ones where the work isn't hard and it pays well but the hours are literally from 4:30 am to 6 pm doing the same thing over and over for hours. But, in our terrible warehouse everyone was quite convinced there was a ghost haunting the second floor due to flickering lights and other 2Spooky4Me shit. Move on to half-way through the summer, get put on a crew working alone upstairs. One of the girls I was working with was all into ghosts recently so decided to start recording and asking questions. As expected, no responses. Eventually she gave up, and I saw my window. For the next month and a half, everyday I was motherfùcking Mike Fisher from Splintercell. I ran around as quiet as I could turning on fans, and pushing shit over. I would twist out lightbulbs so that they'd turn on, but flicker on and off. I'd grab chalk and put random scribbles on the floor and walls sometimes. They'd leave a dictionary for the ghost to turn, and I'd always flip the page to 666 or make a weak outline of words like cursed, Possesed, demon, and so on with some red chalk. I felt like Saw. I wanted to play a game, and I got my game. They all began to freak out, and I swear the girl obsessed with ghosts peed her pants a few times by the end. I still work there, and haven't told them it was me. But it's gone down into the lore of the workplace. The boss even had to call a meeting to assure everyone there was no ghost.
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6 RepliesI once worked as a kitchen porter for a catering company (make food for weddings and venues). Anyway, so one shift the chef needed help making cheese and something tarts. So I come over from my sink, little did I know I had cut the tip of my index finger, washing up knives. By the time i had finished about 40 tarts, I realised the insides where I had stuffed with cheese were splattered with blood. The other filling was a berry of some kind so it wasn't that obvious. Being a lazy 14 year old, I decided to cook them anyway, when they came out the oven they seemed okay. But to this day I feel bad for people who ate those tarts.
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I tortured people and enjoyed it at the time.
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Edited by Anasaze: 11/16/2015 4:12:17 AMWell I guess I'll say it. My ribs bend inward to my body leaving less room for my heart and lungs to operate and it also looks horrible on the outside.
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3 RepliesWhenever I don't get invited to parties on XBL for the whole day. I start to talk to myself and just start acting crazy, silently of course.
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2 Replies[quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote]
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My favorite category is hentai
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I was the one that ate the last slice of cheese cake when everyone else was asleep.
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8 RepliesI want to hug every girl from behind and squeeze their tits. I am an undercover perv.
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7 RepliesSomeone threw some trash out of their window in the car ahead of me and it hit me causing me to crash my motorcycle, so I punted his dog off a bridge.
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5 RepliesI like big butts. And i can not lie.
