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Edited by Heavens:
4/29/2015 8:58:01 PM
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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)
I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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It wasnt me but my nephew and i are terrified of bees and wasps. One day when we are walking out of school, a butterfly flew by him and he thought i was a wasp so he fell on the ground and started crying.
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When a dragon fly flew up my ass and out my nose
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Edited by FallenAngel (Timelost): 8/11/2015 11:03:25 AM
FallenAngel (Timelost)Protecting Sol. - old
a few months ago, a was in a Xbox live party with my friend who lives in Arizona. Apparently a huge -blam!-ing grasshopper got in his room. He got really paranoid and hid on his bed for about 2 hours while I played destiny, laughing my ass off. -
4 RepliesI was in Arizona for a family reunion we decided to sleep outside and this Camel Spider decide to crawl up my leg to say hello, and it decided to bite me
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Was playing with this toy thingy where you blow one end and water came out the other and I accidently sucked and in came an earwig needless to say I flipped out like a motherfuqer and yeah.
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I thought it said post your most terrible incest encounters, I was about to be like what the hell!? But i wouldn't expect much different from offtopic.
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1 ReplyWhen I was at sleep away camp we go on a cabin overnight when we sleep in a roofed shelter when we arrived it had to be cleaned out so we were flicking spiders and webs out and into the fire when we see this giant wolf spider on the roof so we get a plate and knock it down and it jumped down and scampered into the woods then when we went to bed my friend woke up in the middle of the night asking me not to move that the spider was back and on my chest at that time he grabs a stick and three stooges style smacks my stomach and misses causing the spider to flee which we did not allow it leaving me with a bruise and an untrustworthy of my friend with a stick
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2 RepliesI was asleep on my cot and felt something moving around, thinking its someone trying to -blam!- with me, i try to grab what i assume is their arm. Ended up being a three and a half foot long centipede, i quickly realized what i had in my hand, and threw that bitch across the room, landed in my CO's bunk, he screamed like a woman. Passed out when we turned the lights on, i still dont know why i did that.
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2 RepliesTaking a shower earlier today and a spider fell off the ceiling on to me. I flipped out.
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1 ReplySo I was watching a movie at home. Half way through I gotta take a piss so I make a daring trek across mountains and through valleys to my washroom. You know how you open the door and lock it really fast because you've been doing this all you life. Now as I did that my hand was still on the lock and in the corner of my eyes a huge fcuking spider literally on the door in front of me, I freak. I unlock the door I run down the hall panicking and dolphin dive onto the sofa. Gotta fcuking hate those things but they do get rid of the other insect in the house.
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1 ReplyI was watering our lawn one day and I saw a cockroach. So being the stupid person I was I shot around it with water. IT STARTED FLYING AT ME AND I DIDNT KNOW COCKROACHES COULD FLY SO I START SCREAMING AND FLIPPING AND AS IT CHASED ME INTO MY HOUSE..... It probably said: [i]Dumb humans cockroach master race[/i]
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8 RepliesEdited by joibasta: 6/13/2015 5:57:09 AMI won't top everyone probably but still. I was drinking a juice pouch just chilling on my couch sucking at the straw. I feel something in my mouth but I thought it was nothing but then I I felt a lot more. I'm like this is a weird drink hmm. I pulled my drink out of my mouth and flipped out as I saw ants crawling out of the straw! I instantly through the drink and I could feel them crawling in my mouth and throat I didn't know what to do so I quickly drank some clear water to get rid of the ants in my mouth and throat. I proceeded to throw away the rest. Ever since that day I twitch a little when I see insects.
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1 ReplyOne time I was just watching tv when I start hearing something rustling INSIDE MY EAR. I just about lost my shit because it kept on for about 10 minutes and finally I got the idea to use a cotton swab and once I took it out I looked at it and it was a damn flea. Another time I was at the hospital visiting someone and this black lady comes running in screaming and crying "oooohhhh lawd Jesus there's a fly in ma ear ahhhhhhhh" I luld a little
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2 RepliesMowin da lawn. Hears flutter. Flutter becoming very loud. Sounds like a bee the size of a school bus chasing me. Screams like small child. Runs away. Turns around. Actually a hummingbird. Feels stupid.
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1 ReplyIn a portapotty having to go number 2 (IBD sucks) and a Black window crawls up right next to the family jewels... Good thing i was already in a toilet....
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4 RepliesWent to boyscout camp and found a brown recluse spider in my tent he then disappeared. I don't think i slept that night. I am not afraid of spiders but brown recluses can kill
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1 ReplyNot really terrible but a few years ago my friends and I found a nest of black widows in the woods full of babies and a mother so we took turns peeing on it until they all died
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Not as bad as some of these, but once I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and as I'm leaving my room a cockroach scurries up my leg. [spoiler]I'm proud of myself for not waking up my family.[/spoiler]
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One time, my bro and I saw a huge roach on the ceiling, when we tried killing it, it started flying. We ran out, that scared the sh$t out of us.
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I live in the southwest, so occasionally I come across Tarantula Hawk Wasps. I was hiking in the foothills one day, and I swear one chased me. Took some tricky maneuvering to break away.
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Oh my god I totally read that as incest.....my face was just straight up "the actual -blam!-?"
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I was a wee level 1 wastelander in New Vegas. Made the mistake of going up I-15 first. The cazadores... It was not fun..
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Damn, my eyes are sleepy. Thought it said post your terrible incest encounters. Lol
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Hot girl sees spider Screams Tough guy me comes to the rescue Goes to smash Spider jumps Lands on shoulder We both scream
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When I was 3 ants scared the shit out of me. One time I was taking a piss and I saw it crawling across the floor. I gave it a little taste of tiny tim.
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I was striker on my soccer team when I was little and when I was running laps a bee sting me on chin with sheer force. I almost back flipped, my teammates lolled.
