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Edited by Heavens:
4/29/2015 8:58:01 PM
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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)
I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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12 RepliesI was in 5th grade at my after school program and we were outside under the roof/shed/thing were they keep the bus. In the corner near one of the poles was a giant water bug. This bug was about [b]6 inches[/b] long and was fuqing creepy af. We decided to smash it with a brick.
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This was hilarious
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6 RepliesWhen I was like six or seven I was playing in a big inflatable pool, and I got my water blaster and dipped it into the pool to fill it. When I did THOUSANDS of earwigs swam out of the tank in the blaster and got everywhere in the pool, including all over me.
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1 ReplyMine isn't too bad. When I was younger I had bad eyesight but didn't get glasses yet so instead of sitting on the couch, I'd sit next to it to get a closer view of the TV. My sister copied me because she's my little sister and they do that but I guess she got crumbs or something down there because one day I sat down and a few minutes later I felt a weird sensation up my leg to notice I was sitting In a pile of ants
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Edited by Ebola: 8/11/2015 11:20:13 PMI looked through this thread yesterday and realized i've never really had one. Then i took a shower this morning. A huge ass spider jumped from my ceiling and landed right beside me on the curtain. I blame this thread for that.
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G8 banter m8!
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6 RepliesEdited by InFiniTe AMAZED: 8/10/2015 6:50:38 PMI HAD 3 black widows in a container/cage thing and I woke up this morning and all of them are missing.... So yeahhh
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I found a earwig inside my headphones one time.
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1 ReplyI live in Australia, out spiders are so big they have health bars. I carry a taser to deal with them.
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I was swimming in a pool and it was dirty as hell. Don't ask why I went for a swim anyway. It was always dirty anyway. There are many trees covering it so it was normal. I got out of the pool and felt something on the back of my neck. I grabbed it and it was a f***ing roach. Tossed that shit to the pool. Didn't want to swim for the rest of the day after that.
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6 RepliesEdited by snipefacechelsea: 5/23/2015 11:24:13 PMEvery five to ten years we get a huge amount of caterpillars in northern Alberta. It's so bad you can hear yourself running over them when you drive. Edit: they don't even turn into butterflies.
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2 RepliesEvery 10 or 17 years in Maryland we get a huge mass of cicadas which are these huge flying like grasshopper looking things. And when I say huge mass I mean like millions of the -blam!-ers everywhere. This happend to me when I was in daycare when I was like 5 and they just kept landing on me and they were the nastiest things ever.
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11 RepliesEdited by jajo385: 8/10/2015 8:27:07 PMI woke up with a grasshopper examining my nose. Hate grasshoppera
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1 ReplyI thought it said "Incest encounters" and I'm like "O bby"
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1 ReplyEdited by qinua: 8/12/2015 1:11:25 PMLast night I was playing xbox and a wolf spider crawls out of the EARPEICE of my mic while I was wearing it.
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I had an ant crawl on my eye once.
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5 RepliesEdited by Shrek Almighty: 8/9/2015 2:13:54 PM>Bee flew in my face and I just tumbled backwards, knocking down two old people behind me. >Was camping and a mother wolf spider got in my tent. When we killed it the babies swarmed all over my tent. >8 inch-long pet scorpion escaped. >Very large female Southern House Spider built a web in my garage. >Abandon all bravery when there's a silverfish in my bathroom. Guess which one isn't true.
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1 ReplyWent up stairs to take my laundry too my room, the only light that was on was the ceiling light in the downstairs living room so I could kind of see well enough. I dropped off the laundry in my room and headed back down the stairs, I randomly decided to place my poor little hand on the railing and just my luck I touch a very large stink bug with my palm. I screamed as loud as a squeaker getting his first ballerhorn and fell down the rest of the stairs finally hitting a wall. That dumb stink bug died a fiery death in the living room ceiling light.
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My brother and I were practicing our violins when suddenly, he puts his instrument down quickly, stands up, and brushes his hand quickly against his leg. "What happened?!" I say as I, too, jump up like a madman- This insect- I don't even know what the hell it is- It looks like a red centipede (excuse my ignorance)- DISGUSTING!
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3 RepliesI was eating my breakfast and I took a bite of toast, apparently a ladybug landed on my toast and let's just say that shit was nasty.....
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I was at cabin playing uno at the table with my family and my brothers friend and I felt something on my neck... Hmmmm So I grabbed it and chucked it on the table and it was a 5 inch long grasshopper without the hop... I freaked out
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16 RepliesWas eating honey bunches of oats at a friend's house.. almost finished the bowl and I looked down and it was full of dead moths :(
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Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids Too) rekt m8
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One time i was taking a dump and a spider jumped on the toilet paper roll and i screamed
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It wasnt me but my nephew and i are terrified of bees and wasps. One day when we are walking out of school, a butterfly flew by him and he thought i was a wasp so he fell on the ground and started crying.
