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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)
I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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Caught the crabs from a hoowa in jersey
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Need more storehs
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Bump bcuz I like this post
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11 RepliesThere is no need to be upset.
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I love tht gif
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Someone on the bus ride from VA to NY had scabies. You can only imagine what happened afterwards. .
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I don't. They have terrible me encounters.
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>be me >have extreme fear of spiders >be at a sleepover with my friends >playing Fifa 15 >set controller down for a drink >picks controller up and sees spider on joint stick >Holy-blam!-ingShit.JPG >throws controller at nearby dresser >spider is kill >friend yells at me for throwing his controller >#stillworthit Im a huge pussy [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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One night I was playing a game with friends. Chatting and laughing away on mic when I suddenly see something crawl on my wall in the dark. Tell them I'll be back in a second (forgot to mute) and turned on the light. A spider the size of my hand was casually exploring my walls. Needless to say I screamed like a child and ran out of my room and refused to get back in until was dead and gone.
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I thought it said incest at first and i was a bit befuddled.
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1 ReplyI once woke up with a cockroach deep inside my ear.
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6 RepliesOut camping in desert Saw a camel spider. [spoiler]let's just say that's was my last time there[/spoiler]
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I was going to the bathroom when I saw a HUGE spider on the the wall. I screamed like a little girl.
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Came home and saw like 3 flies so I try to kill them making a swing at them once with a towel and suddenly like 5 dozen of the things were hiding and swarmed once I swung.
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Why would you kill it? Unless it's super venomous and will kill you in one bite, there was no reason to kill it. Just pick it up and put it outside.
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2 RepliesSaw spider on gf's butt. >took opportunity I missed the spider and my gf didn't appreciate me slapping her @$$ in public Ended up with a spider that could be anywhere and my gf slapping me
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10 Repliesever seen this pic floating around the internet? yup, from my bathroom.
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5 RepliesEver been sewn inside a sack of scorpions and dropped into a snake pit? I have.
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1 Reply>Be me >Has dyslexia >Reads insect as incest >Reads "spiders too" >Thinks of weird scenario where someone has a spider for a sister and proceeds to have sex with it. >Re-reads title. >Italladdsup.jpg
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I once found a really cool jacket on the ground at a park, I put in on, and [u][i]SEVERAL[/i][/u] spiders crawled out across my arm.. I don't find em gross, just scary. They can get into places you don't want em, and then bite.
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My room is a constant haven for spiders, being it a basement room with a large screenless window. It used to freak the hell outta me, but now they're just a -blam!-ing nuisance. I'll give it one thing, it fixed my fear of spiders.
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Mowed my lawn, got attacked my yellow jackets. Killed all of them that night
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1 ReplyI was biking and I saw a spider dangling above me about the size of a baseball glove. I was 5
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11 RepliesEdited by The Fool: 4/26/2015 11:20:56 AMnot a terrible, but certainly the most funny encounter i had: I was having sex with my '(now ex) fiancy when a hornet somehow managed to come in through the open loft door in the walk in closet. as i was on my back, i saw it first, hovering right over my ex's rear. knowing that they aren't aggressive unless you provoke them i wasn't phased and just wanted to get the sex over with so he'd stop bothering me. but being a fair player also, i thought i'd mention that the hornet was about to touch down on his no-go zone.. i never saw him get off me this quickly.. xD he didn't even dare to catch it with a container as it was sitting peacefully on the wall, so i had to do it. as we both were butt naked, but him being a guy, it was quicker for him to just put on shorts and release it in the garden. after having to argue about it he finally agreed to do it, and so i watched him go outside and open the container .. and then suddenly throw it away from him and run inside screaming like a girl. when i asked him what had happened he said it came flying straight at him xD cause he was so dumb not to wait till it had settled in the container and then let it crawl out on the gras or a bush xD men... [spoiler]PS: pete, if you're reading this: i always faked it..[/spoiler]
