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4/29/2015 8:58:01 PM
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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)
I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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11 RepliesEdited by The Fool: 4/26/2015 11:20:56 AMnot a terrible, but certainly the most funny encounter i had: I was having sex with my '(now ex) fiancy when a hornet somehow managed to come in through the open loft door in the walk in closet. as i was on my back, i saw it first, hovering right over my ex's rear. knowing that they aren't aggressive unless you provoke them i wasn't phased and just wanted to get the sex over with so he'd stop bothering me. but being a fair player also, i thought i'd mention that the hornet was about to touch down on his no-go zone.. i never saw him get off me this quickly.. xD he didn't even dare to catch it with a container as it was sitting peacefully on the wall, so i had to do it. as we both were butt naked, but him being a guy, it was quicker for him to just put on shorts and release it in the garden. after having to argue about it he finally agreed to do it, and so i watched him go outside and open the container .. and then suddenly throw it away from him and run inside screaming like a girl. when i asked him what had happened he said it came flying straight at him xD cause he was so dumb not to wait till it had settled in the container and then let it crawl out on the gras or a bush xD men... [spoiler]PS: pete, if you're reading this: i always faked it..[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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1 ReplyI just came to say thank you for recognizing that arachnids aren't insects. Insect literacy is at an all time low. When I see a wasp all I hear is people screaming "bee!" and it just gets to me y'know? It's good to know that someone is fighting the good fight.
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I thought the title said incest....
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2 Replies*reads post wrong* * is dissapointed no awkward family gatherings or sex just creepy bugs* *rates 1/10*
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Came here thinking "wtf?" Came out with the thought of spiders on my bed
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Read title as "Incest Encounters".
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I read Incest encounters
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3 RepliesEdited by Dark Xedrix: 8/27/2015 7:33:20 AM
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2 RepliesOkay one: I was in Japan with my friends and my older sister and her friends, and we are at this zoo and THE JAPANESE GIANT HORNETS escaped their cage thing ( it was like a really big aquarium like one that could probably fit a shark with tons of them in it) so they got out and and they are way more deadly then killer bees, their venom melts human flesh and they can squirt it out of them and onto your face from a good distance. T.W.O (hehe get it..? No..? Okay...): We lived in Florida at the time and we were fishing and I was like 13 and I was being super mean to this spider. I accidentally killed it (pretty big spider like size of my thumb) and so I put it on the end of my hook and caught a fish. Reeling it in, like I got it to the edge of the bank, a fricking alligator/crocodile leaps out from like 5 feet away from where I was standing behind these bushes, and snatches it and eats it and starts growling at me. It was I would say about 14 feet long and was one mean mother -blam!-er. THAT SPIDER CAUGJT ME AN ALLIGATOR.
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My brother was in the toilet so i went downstairs Right then these words came out of my mouth: "HOLY F[b]U[/b]CKING SHIT THAT THING IS HUGE"
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Was having pleasant wank one time when I noticed a spider on the wall, pleasuring itself while watching me pleasure myself. I asked it--politely, mind you--if it could show some decency and not spy on me in my private time. The critter rudely ignored me and continued stroking itself inappropriately, so I was left with no choice but to call the landlord and have Mr spider evicted for uncivilised behavior and breaching of other tenants' privacy.
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Found a huge spider in my facecloth one time, ended up throwing it across the room
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Edited by SawxFan : 10/4/2015 2:33:42 AMIt was a hot and muggy day and I was at xc practice. We warm up on our school's track, and at the time, a soccer coach was painting the field for a game, and a good amount of gnats were swarming the track in some spots but we thought they were there because of the paint. Then, some of us (including me) went shirtless for our main workout because it was hot outside, and our workout was running 4 miles up-tempo (fast) around the area surrounding our school, and sure enough, 80% of where we went was blizzarding with gnats. Literally clouds of gnats, everywhere. I was using my arms as windshield wipers. It was terrible. I think I swallowed a couple of them and got a ton in my eyes. When I finished, I had so many gnats on my arms, neck, chest, and face that probably 40% of me was now black in those areas. It took me 10 minutes to wipe them off and I couldn't even get all of them. Luckily it rained over night so they were gone by the next day. This is in Maryland, btw, and stuff like this never happens.
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Hornet got in my shirt, many fućks were said that day
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2 RepliesAfter a week at camp I'm taking down my tent and under one of the pole sleeves half colony of daddy long legs spiders is having spider sex and the other half is eating the eggs and each other.
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Edited by evoxazon: 10/3/2015 6:15:33 PMWhen the swarm shows up on your doorstep don't tell me your not afraid.
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17 RepliesI don't understand the fear of arthropods. They're small. You can literally just smack them.
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I found a centipede in my body puff
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A lot of you think ants are puny but STRENGTH IN NUMBERS: anyway my school had an ant problem last year there was literally a super colony under our lockers so left in right people were getting hoards of ants in our lunches so one day I noticed ants crawling up my arm walking to lunch but I just brushed them away not paying attention to them so I get to lunch and open my lunch box and ants are crawling in my shirt and my pants scared of ants ever since
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Was exploring the woods by my friends house. We get to a clearly and he says "it seems too quiet here". I see an abandoned chair ahead and jokingly say "I bet there's a body in that chair". I run ahead and instantly feel an immense pain in my legs, like a thousand pins stabbed into my calves. I turn to him and scream "they're everywhere". I ended up with 63 counted stings from them, apparently ground hornets. He had none
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I knocked over a dead tree while making a dirt bike path and there was a yellow jackets nest in the trunk. Ended up with six stings, one of which was in my eye. My face swelled and I couldn't see anything for three days. Good times.
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This happened around last year. It was morning, I was tired and woke up. Got my clothes and went to have a shower. Take my clothes off then about to go into the shower then I see a big -blam!-ing spider in the tub and scream like a mother-blam!-er and nearly ran out the door naked. Then turned the shower on to try and drown it but it had latched itself onto the tub and didn't move. So, I then turn the shower off. Grab a towel and cover my hand in it. Then shout "FINISH HIM!" and punch the tub where the spider was and throw the towel out the window (bathroom was on the first floor btw so poor spidey took a 30+ feet drop). Have shower shortly after then go to school.
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2 RepliesOn night i was on the shitter and a minuite or 2 of constipation all i could see was a damn scorpion... scared the shit out of me
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I missed a perfect opportunity. A spider lands on a girl sitting next to me in a lecture. She freaks. It jumps on the table in front of us. I see the book right beside the spider and think, " what a mess that'll make. " So instead I do the manly thing and flick the spider off the table and turn to smile at the girl. Big mistake. Instead of returning the smile she just looks terrified under the table throughout the rest of class.
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1 ReplyI took the wrong path from Goodsprings. *shivers*
