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2/14/2015 4:27:17 PM
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Melee Weapons
Type
Name
Perks
Brassnuckles
"Solid Convincing"
Temporarily blinds enemy on initial hit
English
#Destiny
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Baseball Bat "The Slugger" Aoe Damage. Targets within rage are pushed back.
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Dildo "The Mandingo" Void Damage Enemies killed will drop more glimmer
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katana [i]fedora master[/i] makes you 20% cooler than other guardians
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2 Replies>I was only 9 years old >I loved Destiny so much, I had all the gear and merchandise >I'd pray to SmoggyPluto every night, thanking him for the life I've been given >"SP is love," I'd say. "SP is life." >My dad hears me and he calls me a -blam!- >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to SmoggyPluto >I call him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now and my face hurts >I lay in my bed and it's really cold >I feel a warmth move towards me >I feel something touch me >it's SmoggyPluto >I am so happy >he whispers into my ear, "this is my Gjallarhorn" >he grabs me with his powerful guardian hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my asscheeks for SmoggyPluto >he penetrates my butthole >it hurts so much but I do it for SmoggyPluto >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes begin to water >I push against his force >I want to please SmoggyPluto >He squeals a mighty squeal as he fills my butt with his love >my dad walks in >SmoggyPluto looks him straight in the eye and says, "it's all RNG now" >SmoggyPluto leaves my fireteam >SmoggyPluto is love, SmoggyPluto is life
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Round-house kick "Go Chuck yourself" A round-house kick that instantly decapitates every enemy in the game.
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Knife "Sidekick" Every 5 kills give you the Bloodthirster Buff. Double damage for 5 seconds. Stacks up to 30 seconds.
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Spear very long range melee
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Katana "Honor" Attack speed increases per kill
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Dead man's switch Upon killing someone with shoulder charge, activates aoe explosion, damaging surrounding players, ally and enemy. Only the user, and the target are actually killed.
