I wrote this, enjoy **I'm not whining or complaining, I have exotics, it's just for fun.** Exotics (will never drop) (Sing to the tune of "What I got" by Sublime) Early in the morning, rising to my feet Finally got that raid gear... Aaaand it's obsolete Got to find a reason, a reason for the grind If I don't get the gjally, I will f--king lose my mind I've got a sweet space ship, that I cannot fly I visit the gunsmith, 'cause I love to waste my time Well, the story's (too short) don't worry about the plot There's aliens with faces and they need to get shot When you're in the raids don't forget about the chests The very next one could be an exotic Never start a raid, unless you plan to finish " I have experience" "this will only take a minute" Take a small example, take a t-t-t tip from me Break your disc in half or you'll never get free Exotics what I want, they just within my reach See the cryptarch, decode..you gotta be kidding me! It all comes back to you, you'll never get what you deserve. If all else fails, you can always trust xur The Gjally just dropped! My luck has finally changed! Check out Xur, he's selling the f--king thing! Exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics, will never drop I don't cry when my heavy goes away I'm never angry at the glimmer I have pay I don't get angry when I check xurs stock He must be friends with the f--king cryptarch Dying, respawning, it's all the same You can store your guns with all that f--king vault space Let exotics, let exotics, just drop for me 'cause exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics, will never drop, I said remember that Exotics will never drop. Update : Some people have asked if I could do other songs. I will look into each song that is suggested and see if I could do something with it, but I am only 1 person and can't do a ton of songs. If there is a song that the community or a majority of people could agree on then I will attempt that. Thank you guys for your kind words!