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8/29/2014 1:55:18 AM
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PUDDING!!
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Applesauce!!!!
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Pudding!!!!!!
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Edited by FallingUp39: 8/29/2014 2:09:34 AMNEEEEA!!....Applesauce!!!
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*pulls knife* PUDDING!!!!!!! *charges like a man possessed*
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*Grabs basball bat*Applesauce!!!!! *sprints with baseball bat like drunk man at Dharok*
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*trips on banana peel* aaaarrerggghhhh!!!! *knife flys out of hand and empales FallingUp39 in the leg*
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*Falling then falls and hits head on baseball bat.Then takes last few breaths as he is bleeding out*...
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*gets up, quickly walks over to FallingUp39* nooooooo!!!! *gets pudding and puts a spoonful into FallingUp39's mouth* let the magic of pudding save you, only way for it to work is that you accept it into your heart! For the love of Purple Ball do it! Believe! Forsake the temptations of applesauce! For there can only be Pudding!
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*Fallingup in his final moments then pulls the knife out of his leg and spits the pudding out.He then yells "applesauce forever" and stabs himself in the throat while looking into the cold chocolate pudding colored eyes of Dharok*
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*shrugs* more pudding for me. *hot girl walks by* hheeeeey baby! *gets up and steps over blood pool* wanna taste my sweet sweet pudding?
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*Falling up is then taken to applesauce heaven where he is rewarded with 72 virgins*
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Edited by Dharok da Spart: 8/29/2014 3:07:57 AMHold on baby, I forgot to do a dark magic ritual that ensures this guy goes to Pudding hell, in which he is denied applesauce and has to watch everyone else eating it for eternity. *performs ritual* *FallingUp39's 72 virgins pop away, the lush fields of applesauce fountains disappear and turn into pits of fiery damnation, with large groups of happy people eating applesauce, just out of reach while FallingUp39 is force fed Pudding for all eternity until he repents his blasphemous ways and swears his love for Pudding*
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*Falling Up 39 after 46 years in pudding hell finally gives in and is sent to pudding heaven*..But is horribly disappointed when he gets 72 Fat diabetic virgins covered in pudding*..*Falling up then yells "damn you Dharok" before suffocating within the many flabs of the 72 obese virgins*......*Falling up would spend the rest of eternity with the fat mass of obese women smalling the pudding fumes coming off their gelatinous naked bodys*
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Mmm sounds like heaven.
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Haha this was fun..Nice work
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Pudding for participation.
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Pudding and that is FINAL! The Light has SPOKEN!
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Edited by FallingUp39: 8/29/2014 3:05:10 AM*Falling up then walks over and unscrews light bulb "there..no more light" he says with joy...
