I'm surrounded with really hot ladies in most of my classes. I have zero clue how to spark up a conversation without making it about school. Any advice?
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Edited by Swagu: 8/28/2014 8:32:55 PMThis.
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What class you gonna play?
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Use the toast and envelope method. Works every time for me.
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Just go to a frat party; tons of drunk girls..... But, if you don't want someone who's potentially going to throw up on you, try making a joke, and show some confidence or pretend to share in an interest (or even better, try finding if they have similar interests with you); easier to talk that way, from my experience.
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Kill them
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Bring a little Tupperware box filled with homemade spaghetti. Take it up to one of them and slowly pour it into their lap. The rest is up to you.
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Did you try toast and envelope? Try that first. More often than not you can get laid without even speaking to the lady.
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Say to her "my body is ready" then the rest should solve it's self
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Comment on how good she looks today, and strike up a conversation about almost anything.
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Stop bothering with women, get qualified and get a good job. When you're financially stable, then you can venture into that particular wilderness.
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Kill them
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Show them your Pokemon collection.
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You know how you do it wrong? You ask about her day and find out she's a nerd and your only a bonehead jock so she starts talking about Diablo 3 and you sound like a total moron just agreeing with shit when she's actually testing if you know what's she's actually talking about. [spoiler]That happened in one of my classes, It was really hard to hold in the laughter.[/spoiler]
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Start telling them your Halo stats. I guarantee you'll have babes throwing themselves at you begging you to do them by nightfall...
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Just break the ice and introduce your self. But yet I'm in the same boat.
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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Chobo"
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Sometimes starting a conversation about typical shit (school) might lead to talking about something else.
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Show them your fedora.
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Edited by gingernutty: 8/28/2014 9:41:56 PMPretty good pick up line. Either that or "Ay, gurl, are you studying archaeology? 'Cause I got a very large bone for you to examine."
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Edited by CrobanDallas: 8/28/2014 9:46:09 PMThe absolute best way to talking to a girl in class is to just talk to everyone not just her cause then your clearly making it seem like your hitting on her. An not just the ladies cause then your a man whore that will plow anything den only hoes want you. Be cool. Be yourself. Most important dont expect anything just go with the flow Trust you'll get some lady friends. It's always worked for me.
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Practice your smile. The best smile is like a laugh. If you smile how you laugh if wont look so awkward
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Or ask her how she got all the ass in those jeans
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Buying a fedora and a trench coat would be a good start.
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Edited by HurtfulTurkey: 8/28/2014 10:26:07 PMGet fit, dress better, don't wear brotanks or snapbacks, smile, [u]brush your teeth[/u], wear cologne, have a conversation starter better than "what's your major?", and don't be afraid to ask for a number. Edit: Just read that you're a 25 year old veteran. My bad, I just assumed you were a gross 18 year old freshman.
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Very easily. But you can't rely on canned pickups or script. Having the gift of the gba with girls is just something you have or don't have.
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Stick it in her pooper.