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6/24/2013 9:18:53 PM
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Tell me a joke.
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A nun runs into a bar. She dies on impact.
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- How do you get 100 jews into a car? [spoiler]Throw a quarter in it.[/spoiler] - How do you get them out again? [spoiler]Tell them Hilter is driving.[/spoiler]
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Xbox one
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1 ReplyWhy do Jews have such big noses? [spoiler]Because air is free![/spoiler]
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What do you call an Alligator in a vest? [spoiler]An Investigator![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOk, since everyone else seems to be posting classless jokes... I've got a bad one. Where did [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa_McAuliffe]Christa McAuliffe[/url] go on vacation? (Read the first sentence of that link for this to make sense.) [spoiler]All over Florida.[/spoiler]
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What do you call a white man on a bench? [spoiler]The NBA[/spoiler] Why couldn't Ray Charles read? [spoiler]Because he was black.[/spoiler]
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I told a joke once... [spoiler]then I took an arrow t the knee [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI told a joke once... Then I got banned for five days.
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11 RepliesHere's the best joke of all [spoiler]america[/spoiler]
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I can't but I have a vid 4 u
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Once upon a time there was a crap so painful that everybody died. [i]The end.[/i]
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[spoiler]Halo 4.[/spoiler]
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How do you stop a bull from charging? [spoiler]You take away its credit card.[/spoiler]
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What kind of pants does Mario wear?[spoiler]Denim Denim Denim[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWomen's rights.
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Did you ever notice how men ALWAYS leave the toilet seat up? [spoiler]That's the joke.[/spoiler] Now, my Woody Allen impression. [spoiler]" I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by OHHblackbetty: 6/26/2013 7:38:29 AMWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”[/spoiler]
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]None, feminists can't change anything![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThese jokes are plane wrong. Good thing I can't call 911 for this! What's a terrorists favourite car? [spoiler]A porche 911 GT2[/spoiler]
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How many Gingers does it take to steal a soul? (Turn and ask the closest ginger..Good Luck)
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The human race.
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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler] You don't know! You weren't there!! [/spoiler]
