A one of my peers in my science class said that science was boring and this was my teachers response.
[spoiler]"You think science is boring?!"
"YOU THINK SCIENCE IS BORING?!?!"
"SCIENCE LETS US CONTROL EVERYTHING AROUND US!"
"IT LETS US CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!"
"WE CAN MOLD ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING AT WILL WITH SCIENCE"
"YOU SEE THOSE LIGHTBULBS? WE MADE ELECTRICITY OUR BITCH AND MADE IT CRAMP INTO A LITTLE GLASS CONTAINER TO MAKE LIGHT!"
"WE GOT RID OF 2 OF THE APOCALYPTIC HORSE MEN AND MADE A 5TH (nuclear weapons)"
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THATS PRETTY BADASS"
"AND BY THE WAY SCIENCE IS THE COOLEST CLASS YOU WILL EVER HAVE BECAUSE WHAT OTHER CLASS TEACHES YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE"
THATS RIGHT I CAN LITERALLY USE SCIENCE TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! THIS IS MY DOMAIN! SCIENCE IS COOL!"[/spoiler]
Obligatory "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
"SCIENCE RULES"
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
Edit: ayy lmao, apparently this is in highest rated.
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