So as I said: I'll try writing a parody thanks to a little "bet" from some unknown benefactors. Sorry if this turns out awful and here we go I guess...
"Lady Maria"
A parody of "Lady Madonna" by the Beatles.
"Lady Maria, bloodstains at your feet
How well will I manage in NG+3?
Who finds the hunters when they run away
Will my next summon even be decent?
The summon arrives without a weapon
The next running out of patience
And even I'm running out of vials
Just watch us die
Lady Maria, Cleaver through your chest
Wondering how you even kill the rest
Run,run,run
Just watch me die
Lady Maria, now you're nearly dead
Just like those small robins failing to be eggs
No summons trying to lend assists
Now this may just end my best run
Zero vials left now
You're almost dead
Lady Maria, lying on the ground
Wondering how you'll manage this place now."
Well that was definitely painful to write. I'm expecting harsh criticisms either way.
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Edited by UberFonzie: 1/14/2016 1:30:52 PM[quote]that was definitely painful to write.[/quote] It was painful to read, too.
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I'll help
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Oh my goodness this is AMAZING
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Awesomeness :D