Last night i found my best friend flat on his back, he wasn't moving or breathing i tried giving CPR but his lungs were to small and fragile i tried an electric shock by rubbing him on the carpet. After 3 hours i came to the realization that he was dead and there was nothing i could do. I want to get him taxidermied so i can preserve his body forever but alas he is to small.
R.I.P Doge, November 29 2015- December 11 2015
The funeral will take place on December 19th at 3PM in Tampa, Florida at Tampa Bay Pet Cemetery i decided to have Doge cremated rather than have him taxidermied. After the service i will spread Doge's ashes at Miami beach (hes always wanted to go there.) please try to attended he would want you all there, thank you.
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Darn, rubbing them on the carpet usually works
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Rest in spaghetti, never forghetti [spoiler]sorry dude[/spoiler]
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i'm sorry for your loss )-;
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First thing I did was skim the last few lines incase it's some Fresh Prince of Bel-Air shit.
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I call bs on this thread
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Edited by MJCaboose_8taxes: 12/13/2015 7:41:49 AMRest in pepperoni ,never forghetti[spoiler]sorry for your loss bruh [/spoiler]
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May he find a place in the after life.
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#feelthebern
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I feel so sorry for your loss. I will give you $10,000 for his funeral, but I need $100 for the paperwork. You can email me your info at FuneralMuchWow@satire.com