Hello b.net it's me that saltiest of the Homo sapiens and I'm going for round two
Last week the fallen this week those creepy insecty bastards the hive
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Dear Janitors,
I know that if the dreadnought was filled with massive polished jade hallways it would seem empty, but seriously why is there tons of shit and thrall bodies everywhere? I mean seriously this is a H.I.V.E (humanoid insect visceral ejection) outbreak just waiting to happen
Sincerely
A health and safety inspector
Dear weapon aimers,
If you can lock onto a hive ship with a stealth drive how the hell did you miss a massive cabal troopship and the innumerable drops ships that keep showing up? The thing is at least a hundred times larger
Sincerely
A Death Star gunner
Dear ship builders,
The dreadnought is large in fact it's immense so I guess I can see where you guys are coming from thinking "let's compress everything with walking distance so the chances of finding that little oasis would be hard" .well tough shit we found it in less than 5 minutes.
We shut down the 3 weapon cores that were like 50 meters away from each other then we walked up to the court and slew those a-holes and opened a portal to oryx' throne world and Rekt his ass
Tl:Dr spread your stuff apart
Sincerely
A claustrophobic guy
Dear Crota,
Are you tired of pesky missiles killing your Swordbearers and driving you to your knees in pain? The answer is simple. teach them to block, just hit L2 on your #psmasterrace controller feel free to season your Doritos with the tears of guardians
Sincerely
A guy who spent way too fudging long trying to find rare materials
And finally
Dear blind thralls,
Whoever decided that three poor handicapped thralls should be put on a cliff with no guardrail a overlooking a -blam!-ing chasm is an asshole. you guys are unkillable war machines. Screw oryx you guys should be the next triumvirate of the hive
That's it for this week
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