You guys know who I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about the Titan; eater, hugger, lover, fearsome killing [i][b]machine[/b][/i].
This guy is a lovable, loyal guy who some might consider to be a "lap dog". Sure, he's not the brightest of the team, or, so it seems, but his optimistic and loving, caring attitude is enough to make up for what he lacks in smarts and make anybody smile, who [i]couldn't[/i] love him?
But he's also an unwitting aggressive cuddler sometimes...
[b]AGGRESSIVE CUDDLE SCENE (Short, sweet, and to the point)[/b]
[spoiler]"Uff... Hah..." The Hunter panted, trying to catch his breath, his face flushed red. "Dude... S-stop, you're doing it too hard..."
"Please... Just a little longer?" The Titan asked, not letting go of the Hunter.
"N-no! You're [i]crushing[/i] me!" The Hunter's pants for air turned into whines, fidgeting in an attempt to escape the Titan's powerful grip, but the Titan held on.
"Come-- Come on, man! You're t-too heavy!" The Hunter moaned. The Titan sighed. He shouldn't have agreed to it if he couldn't go through [i]one[/i] measly hug. Not like the Hunter [i]could've[/i] rejected in the first place.
"Okay... Okay..." The Titan finally said, letting go of him.
"OH GOSH." The Hunter took a big gasp of air, moving away from the Titan onto his own side of the main living couch, rubbing his sides after the rough cuddle. "Oh... I am [i]never[/i] doing that again! Gah..." The Hunter whined once again.
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Heh, now you know~.
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/172009320 (Take 32)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
[quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Red
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Orange
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
Yellow
[b]Meet the other guys![/b]
[b]The Mains[/b]
[b]Steve[/b]
Human, Male
Otaku
Uncool
Green
[b]Amy[/b]
Human, Female
Steve's little sister
Likes chocolate
Talks in adorable sentences
Blue
[b]Possibly Recurring[/b]
[b]Angelina[/b]
Human, Female
Gothic
Doom and Gloomy
Hates socializing
Likes her phone and gum
Violet
[spoiler]I just added those colors because I had the ability to make a rainbow. Sue me.[/spoiler]
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"So, you're from... ComicCon?" The lady asked the Titan who sat in the passenger's seat next to her while they drove down the road.
"Aha... That's right..." The Titan nodded, his voice wavering slightly from the uncertainty of what a ComicCon actually [i]was[/i]. Whatever it was, he hoped it was good.
"We only need to be driven to your nearest communications, a large mass of communication machines is preferable." The Warlock said to the driver, in the back seat with the Hunter.
"Uhm... The only place like [b]that[/b] is [i]probably[/i] the Pentagon. But... That's a long way from San Diego..." The woman replied, eyes locked firmly on the road this time. The Warlock sighed, nodding.
"Very well... Can you direct us to a living quarters?" She inquired.
"Yeah, I guess..." The woman nodded. "Where do you live...?" She asked the Warlock.
"Ah, it's a long story," the Warlock began. "We seem to have lost ourselves in... Ah... I believe, Sector '[i]San Diego[/i]', we're simply searching for a means of communication so that we may be able to send help." She explained, she didn't want to give out [i]too[/i] information of who they were.
"...'Sector San Diego'...?" The woman repeated. These were some [i]strange[/i] birds. "...Okay then." The woman finally said. These cosplayers were [i]really[/i] into it. "Uhm, do you have a friend you can ask?" She asked the Warlock once again.
"Haha, nope." The Hunter butt in, as he took selfies with a familiar phone. [i]Steve's phone.[/i]
"How in the Traveler's name did you acquire that, Hunter?!" The Warlock asked the Hunter, trying to keep her voice level. It was as if the Hunter and the Titan [i]wanted[/i] them to get caught.
The Hunter flipped his cloak for another selfie. "Snagged it from that loser... Why?" He replied casually.
"You are ruining [i]everything[/i] Hunter!" The Warlock scolded, trying to keep herself from panicking. Anything they did could ruin the very fabric of time. "You are taking [i]pictures[/i] of [i]yourself[/i], on [i]that human's[/i] possession, in the [i]past[/i]!" She continued, about to officially panic.
"Okaaaaaay... Sheesh, I get it." The Hunter sputter-sighed, finally stopping his picture taking. "I'll get rid of 'em, okay? Just relax..." He said, pressing the main button of the phone to exit out of camera mode, as he started to look for some sort of picture-disposer or the like.
"Did you dispose of them yet...?" The Warlock asked him.
"Crap..." He muttered under his breath in solemn response. Where did they keep the photos? Where did they keep the photos? [i]Where[/i] did they keep the photos?
"[i]Well[/i]?" The Warlock pressed, which made the Hunter look at her.
"Yup, they're gone. Heh, told you." He lied, putting the phone to sleep. The Warlock sighed, nodding.
"Very well. Just... Don't be so reckless." She said, crossing her arms.
"Oh, [i]I[/i] was reckless? I wasn't the one passin' out Glimmer!" The Hunter barked.
While the Hunter and Warlock were conversing, or arguing, in the back, the female driver had heard their conversation, catching a key word being "snagged". Were they [i]criminals[/i]? Criminals masquerading as [b]anime pop stars[/b]!?
"U-uhm... You sure you don't have a friend?" She asked again, tensing up from her thoughts of these "ComicConners". The Hunter thought for a moment. What was that name that he saw on the contacts of the phone? Stew? Sam?
"Oh yeah, uh... Some guy named "Steve"? Yeah, he's our friend." He replied, nodding confidently. The Warlock gave him an [i]are-you-insane?![/i] look through her helmet, but the Hunter shook it off, knowing just what kind of look she was giving him. This "Steve" was the only schmo they would be able to crash with until they could get back to their appropriate timeline. And though he definitely didn't want to say this, he was the only choice they got.
"Okay. Can you give me his address?" She asked him.
"Uhhh... Pret-ty sure you're gonna have to do that yourself, Toots..." The Hunter answered, leaning forward to give the phone to the Titan. "Help her out, will ya'?"
Taking the phone, the Titan examined it himself, turning it back on.
"Ohhhhhh," the Titan said in awe. "These button-square things are so pretty...." He remarked.
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"Why do I have to go to bed?" Amy whined as Steve carried her over his shoulder.
"Because it's been a very long night... And I don't wanna catch you watching Adult Swim again." Steve explained, sighing as he reminisced about the time he found Amy watching [i]Family Guy[/i] with the television's speakers turned up exceptionally high.
"He said some funny words, that's all, I pwomise!" Amy tried to defend herself, but Steve wasn't budging. Steve opened the door to her bedroom and pulled back the covers of her neatly made bed, a habit Amy did before she got out of bed.
"It's time to go to bed now..." Steve said, plopping the pouting Amy into her bed and pulling the covers to her chin.
"G'night..." Steve said before heading towards the door.
"Wait." Amy said, sitting up in her bed. Steve turned to look at her.
"What's up?" He asked her. Amy started to fidget slightly.
"Can I sleep downstairs, please...?" She asked quietly. "I don't want another wobber in my woom..." Steve sighed.
"Amy there's not gonna be a--" He began.
"And can you come as well?" Amy finished. Steve blinked, surprised by Amy's sudden want for him to go downstairs with her.
"'Kay, sure." Steve said, picking Amy up out of her bed with one arm and grabbing her pillow and cover in the other.
"And can we watch TV?" Amy further asked Steve as he continued to hold her.
"Don't push it." Steve sighed, but then suddenly changed his mind.
"Fine."
[quote]Take 34... AND MANY MORE?: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/174487050[/quote]
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Edited by george the great: 11/18/2015 10:56:20 PMAfter a week of waiting, it has finally been updated! Thank you snarkii!
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Edited by Snarkii: 11/17/2015 5:26:09 AMAha, hey all! So, I'm sure you're all wondering what was up with my random disappearance, well, the truth is... I WENT ON VACATION. Yep, that's right. Vacation. Five days away from New York. And then I forgot my phone. I freaked out. And you can imagine it wasn't a very enjoyable vacation... On the first day anyway, heh. Buuuuuuuut now that I'm back I can finish this up, so, huzzah, hurrah! You know... Right after I head to sleep.
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a little girl who sneaks downstairs at night to watch Adult Swim #Amy2016
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A fine example of Amy's bargaining skills in action. Amy settles for no "No". Amy will lead us to a bright future. #Amy2016
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I swear I hit the word limit pretty quickly. Maybe it's all these extra doodads that I have up 'ere. But it makes it fun.
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Snarkii, we know you're there... *faces of fans pressed against window* I would hurry before they break through. Our fanfiction only works for so long.
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Edited by Trikz: 11/18/2015 2:30:40 AMSomething i have learned through snarkii's story... There are a lot of people from New York that read these... [spoiler]meetup time?[/spoiler] [spoiler]jokes[/spoiler]
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but wut if snookie wuz not kil!?!?!??!!11elleventy-one!
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Bby come back
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*foot tapping intensifies* I know guys, let's play "count the dirty minds" while we wait. [spoiler]we have nothing better to do, after all.[/spoiler] Count as many people who find sexual innuendos. Don't forget to count yourself.
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2000 years later... OK JUST A MINUTE GUYS. I'LL CONTINUE THIS SHORTLY.
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Guys, snarkii is alive, look at the recent games, snarkii's played like ten games today
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*Starts candle-lit vigil for Snarkii* Dearly beloved friends and commentators, we are gathered here to remember the great Snarkii. Would anyone like to say any words?
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*Travels back from the Wasteland with Piper* "Oh..." Piper says, taking photos of the area. "This would make a great paper..." I stand, with disappointment on my face. I was met with the faithful words... > Last Edited 11/12/15 > Snarkii's last game: 11/16/15 "C'mon Piper... We're gonna blow up more Deathclaws for the time being..." I got back in my X-01 Power Armor, and traveled back to the Wasteland.
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I always come late to these
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4 days ago: "tomorrow i will post a truck load of stuff" Is it time for the whip again? [spoiler]joking, i get that life gets in the way. Take as long as you need snark[/spoiler]
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Sssnnarkiiii...now or never! :)
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Edited by CHASEPWNSNOOBS: 11/13/2015 3:52:30 AM(Snarkii's boss) Deej: where is my chapter for today? Snarkii: oh, ah... Umm... Deej: Damn it snarkii, you know what happens when the fans don't get their chapter, they get angry! Snarkii: I have a busy schedule sir! I don't always have time to do these... Deej: that's it, no paycheck for you. Snarkii: I don't even get payed though! *Snarkii's doorbell rings* Guardian cosplayers: Write us another chapter! Now! We demand it! Snarkii: Uh why are you at my door Guardians: It doesn't matter, just write us a new chapter! Snarkii: OK FINE! *Snarkii's favorite song comes on and the guardian's dance* *Snarkii's eyes open and the alarm on her nightstand rings to her favorite song* Snarkii: I guess my dreams are trying to tell me something, maybe I should make a new chapter *doorbell rings* THE END [quote][spoiler]hint hint, wink wink, nuge nuge [/spoiler][spoiler]Okay I may want a new take[/spoiler][spoiler]fine, I admit, I've grown kinda impatient waiting[/spoiler][/quote]
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What is taking so long im getting impatient/worried
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Well done!
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48 hours and counting...
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And now, we wait. *sits staring at wall*