Post things you would not do at a stoplight. The ones that make me laugh will be listed here with their respective owners! I'll start us off: Things NOT to do at a StopLight -Feed your pet snail -Eat a sponge -Flip off the person in the car next to you -Be naked -Sh*tpost on the B.net forums I'll leave the rest to you guys. GO! -Pelo McSoy- [quote]Attempt to fall asleep but instead get freaked out while thinking about perspective and alternate dimensions while on codeine.[/quote] -pksk8r- [quote]Furiously play a flute to dubstep[/quote] -Jphn 33- [quote]After several hours of intense thinking an hard work, this is what I've got. [quote][i][b]T[/b]he[/i] [i] [/i] [i] [/i] [/quote][/quote] -RandallTheVandal- [quote]Chinese Fire Drill[/quote] -Aulakauss- [quote]Get out of your car and take a dump on the roof.[/quote] -Sun Wukong- [quote]Beat your meat[/quote] -OddBallWolf- [quote]Netflix and chill[/quote] -Vex Goblin- [quote]Get out and twerk for money[/quote] -The Rice King- [quote]Draw a shrektogram on your car and summon glorious shrek to gift you with anal penetration[/quote] -Harley- [quote]WITNESS ME! loud explosion is heard*[/quote] -Pdawg991- [quote]Run the granny over for extra points[/quote] Edit 1: 8 replies omg I'm so famous Edit 2: Lots of good ones! Keep 'em coming! Edit 3: Woah... Woke up and I had 40 replies. Edit 4: I think we have enough dick related things to not do at a stoplight Edit 5: Hey look, trending! And nearly 100 replies to boot as well!