Hello, I am currently 13 years old and I want to become a potato. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On June 1st, I'm moving to Ireland; home of the greatest potatoes. I've already cut off all my limbs, and now roll around on my torso everywhere I go as training. I may not be a potato yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest potato ever.
Sincerely GrandMasterPotato
[spoiler]Potatoes don't have feelings so now all of your hate are irrelevant to me. [/spoiler]
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U wot m8?
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How did you type this?
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Say hi to potato king for me you glorious son of a bitch
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Edited by Armored Panda: 10/5/2015 2:53:38 AM[b] [/b]
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Its a hard knock life to become a potato 🍠 i know [spoiler]cause im am one[/spoiler]
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Clearly an attention whore. You cut off [i]all[/i] of your limbs just so you could make this thread. Muted. [spoiler]jk OP isn't muted[/spoiler]
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Eww gross
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And we care because???
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IF U CUT UR LIMBS OFF HOW ARE U TYPING OR TURNING ON COMPUTER OR PHONE ???????
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You can go to Russia and be vodka
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Ik you are cool because you have xX Xx in your name
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Rip your innocence
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Wow....
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I don't give a -blam!-
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Can i have your discarded limbs? [spoiler]plz[/spoiler]
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http://7770647a14b0867efc75-b939f832d8cd9c860ce8909163419528.r92.cf2.rackcdn.com/50072.jpg
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I like to eat Slim Jims
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DONT GO THERE. THEY SEND YOU TO A sP00kY PLACE CALLED "M1CKD0NALD5" AND MAKE YOU A LONG STICK POTATO AND PUT RED GOOEY STUFF ALL OVER YOU AND STUFF YOU IN THERE MOUTH AND MOAN AND COMPLIMENT YOU ON HOW GOOD YOU TASTE.
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Edited by Krash Nebula: 10/6/2015 2:21:33 AMAren't you a little young to be a potato?
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I like potatas
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Can I join on this spiritual journey. I have always wanted to be potato but I was scared I would be made fun of.
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Pm me the ways of the potato senpai
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Hello there, brethren. How thy day been?
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That's a nice copypasta you have there.