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Edited by adi-matic: 10/5/2015 2:35:27 AM
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Hello, I'm currently 13 years old...

Hello, I am currently 13 years old and I want to become a potato. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On June 1st, I'm moving to Ireland; home of the greatest potatoes. I've already cut off all my limbs, and now roll around on my torso everywhere I go as training. I may not be a potato yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest potato ever. Sincerely GrandMasterPotato [spoiler]Potatoes don't have feelings so now all of your hate are irrelevant to me. [/spoiler]
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  • U wot m8?

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    • Say hi to potato king for me you glorious son of a bitch

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    • Edited by Armored Panda: 10/5/2015 2:53:38 AM
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      • Its a hard knock life to become a potato 🍠 i know [spoiler]cause im am one[/spoiler]

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          • Clearly an attention whore. You cut off [i]all[/i] of your limbs just so you could make this thread. Muted. [spoiler]jk OP isn't muted[/spoiler]

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            • Eww gross

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              • And we care because???

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              • IF U CUT UR LIMBS OFF HOW ARE U TYPING OR TURNING ON COMPUTER OR PHONE ???????

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                • die

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                • You can go to Russia and be vodka

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                  • Ik you are cool because you have xX Xx in your name

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                    • Rip your innocence

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                    • Wow....

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                    • I don't give a -blam!-

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                      • Can i have your discarded limbs? [spoiler]plz[/spoiler]

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                        • http://7770647a14b0867efc75-b939f832d8cd9c860ce8909163419528.r92.cf2.rackcdn.com/50072.jpg

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                        • I like to eat Slim Jims

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                          • DONT GO THERE. THEY SEND YOU TO A sP00kY PLACE CALLED "M1CKD0NALD5" AND MAKE YOU A LONG STICK POTATO AND PUT RED GOOEY STUFF ALL OVER YOU AND STUFF YOU IN THERE MOUTH AND MOAN AND COMPLIMENT YOU ON HOW GOOD YOU TASTE.

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                            • Edited by Krash Nebula: 10/6/2015 2:21:33 AM
                              Aren't you a little young to be a potato?

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                              • I like potatas

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                              • Can I join on this spiritual journey. I have always wanted to be potato but I was scared I would be made fun of.

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                                • Pm me the ways of the potato senpai

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                                  • Hello there, brethren. How thy day been?

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                                    • That's a nice copypasta you have there.

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