I would buy your stupid overpriced pack of dances if it meant I never had to touch crucible again. I don't care if they take 10 times as long, I'll take any pve alternate path to any pvp rewards. I hate all the maps, I hate all the modes, and yes I am trash at it so you would think at some point the matchmaking algorithm would find me a fair match more than 1% of the time so I actually have a shot at completing this horrible, tedious quest chain. I have no interest in crucible. It's too boring to bother putting in the time to "git gud" as some of you will surely tell me. I want to get the shit done so I can make room for players who actually want to be there. So instead of playing legit I am going to scam where ever possible. I am going to camp and blink shotgun and quit matches and cheat with a fireteam in rumble until you understand that not having a way to get the pvp stuff done in a pve fashion actually negatively impacts not only pve players but also people who enjoy pvp.