I started seeing these green text stories in various offtopic posts and I thought I'd share their hilarity with you. I did not make or come up with these. Part 1: [quote]>2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired"[/quote] Part 2: [quote]>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired"[/quote] Part 3: [quote]>2079 >The Empire of Trumptopia knows no boundaries >The Ever-Living Trump controls 95% of Earth's land surface and patrols every sea >There is still one continent left to conquer >Australia >A land of hideous creatures and barbaric practices >A land that must be cleansed by the light of Trump the Conquerer >Our Lord sends 3 battalions of the Trumpstapo to dispose of the threat and fire the population >All 3 units are killed before they make landfall >Trump the Mighty goes to their last known location to assess what happened >His solid-gold yacht is immediately swarmed by sharks >Our Lord's yacht has gold-plated AA Flak cannons >They cut up all the sharks in a matter of seconds >Trump and his personal guard, the Trumpen-SS, make their way to Australia >Along the way they are attacked by more sharks, eels, and local fishermen >All are annihilated by the yacht's superior weaponry >Trump the Unstumpable makes landfall off the coast of Western Australia >He calls in a Holocopter to take him the rest of the way through the Outback to the major cities >While making their way to Sydney, Our Lord and the Trumpen-SS are jumped (literally) by Komodo Dragons, water buffalo, and Australian badasses >They shoot them down with golden AK's and continue their approach >Trump the Unassailable reaches Sydney >He calls in a Trumpwaffe bomber strike to unleash an initial wave of propaganda >Immediately 80% of the population falls to their knees in awe before the Trumpinator >Their leader continues to foolishly strike back >Trump grabs his signature gold-plated revolver and walks toward the capital building >"I'll deal with this myself" >The Australian leader locks himself inside the capital building >The citizens step aside and bow before the Unstumpable Trump as he passes them >He orders a team of Mexican peasants to break down the door for him >The door is taken down in seconds >Trump immediately deports all the peasants >He walks into the capital building and finds his target huddled under his desk >He pulls out his revolver >"Thought you could stump me, didya?" >"My Lord, I beg for forgiveness! I'll do anything! I'll help you build your Wall!" >Trump the Conquerer pulls back the hammer >"You're fired, mate"[/quote] Please share anymore you find or make up your own.