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Crazy party stories?

Alright, ladies and [i]pretend-to-be ladies,[/i] let's hear your craziest party stories. I'll post mine after 20 comments. [spoiler]it involves two professional cheerleaders and a BJ contest. [/spoiler] [b][i]My story[/i][/b] I was invited to go out to a gay bar with Lindsey. Lindsey was there with a bunch of the rest of her [b]NCA[/b] team. (National Cheerleader Association). It was a weird tranny show at the bar, surprisingly entertaining though. These dudes dressed like girls [b][i]got into lip singing so bad[/i][/b] that they started crying. And people were tipping them. After the bar, we all return to Lindsey's house. I drive there with Lindsey and her friend Emily in my car, both wasted. They were going buts in the back seat taking their shirts off and singing to whatever was in my stereo. Eventually we make it to the house. Keep in mind, most of Lindseys guy friends are gay. No offense, but they're all cheerleaders and openly gay. Two of them were having this [b]crazy[/b] argument when we got there. They had both cheated on each other with the same guy and were blaming each other, yelling, cursing, it was a good show to watch while I ate their taco bell that they abandoned. When we get inside, it's Lindsey, Emily, a gay couple, a gay guy named Blake, and Lindsey's Ex. I don't know why he was there. Lindsey and Emily decided it best to just stay topless all night. [b][i]I didn't complain.[/i][/b] We all started playing cards, and eventually some of us went up to Lindsey's room. When we got up there Emily was practicing her routine, in just her underwear, nonchalant. Somehow a bj contest came up in conversation. Lindsey, Emily, and Blake wanted to blindfold me, and take turns doing the deed, and then I would say who was the best. I'm not into guys, so here's the dilemma. [b][i]-2 smoking hot topless professional cheerleaders rubbing the outside of my pants, begging to go down on me. But also a dude. I'm not into dudes, but the girls are super hot. I'd already boned Lindsey before, so the only incentive was to see how Emily was.[/i][/b] Eventually after a very long awkward boner, Emily left and it was just me, Lindsey and Blake. Blake decided he would settle for just watching Lindsey do it. So, Lindsey began, and eventually felt uncomfortable and stopped. [spoiler]I know. [/spoiler] After a ton of begging I got Blake to leave. Lindsey was [b][i]"too tired"[/i][/b] now, but I soon got that oven turned back on. Now, just to put the turkey in. [b][u]Two times[/u][/b] in [b][i]two hours[/i][/b] Lindsey and I mated. She had one of those old metal beds, so it was loud. In the morning I found out her ex had been sleeping just below the bedroom on a couch and could hear everything. I felt [b][i]great[/i][/b] greeting him good morning.
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  • I don't party much. I much rather would just hang out and drink with a few friends than be a t a party. A couple years ago when I was a senior in high school me and my twin brother had a party at my house while the rest of our family was gone. It was a bad idea. There was a pig there for some reason, grown ass men at a high school party, and some things in our house got broken. I don't even know how many people were there. The police were called but couldn't figure out which house it was. I also had to be at work at 7am the next day. We got away with everything though.

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  • My best one is probably when I chugged jack and my friends said I didn't have a pulse and I was foaming out of my mouth. Good times

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  • Me and some friends where at my buddies house his parents where selling, so we decided to invite some people over and get turn. Thing is only the garage was open and I had a burrito that needed warming up and there was a microwave just in the other room. We couldn't find anyway in to the actual house until we found this crawl space in the ceiling. We send my friend Noah into investigate and five minutes go by and we here nothing. Another five minutes go by and he comes out of the crawl space and says to the kid who own the house,"yo Casey you gotta see this shit." Cause then enter the crawl space and more time goes By until we here a loud "Oh fùck!" And a crashing sound. Few minutes go by ( by this time we are all about twelve deep) and Casey opens the door. We were like,"How'd you get in man?" as we walked into the living room. Once we were all in the house, we look up to see a massive hole in the ceiling. Casey had fallen through the ceiling into the living room. The rest of the night was spent trying to make it look like a bigass raccoon had entered the crawl space and made the hole. To this day nobody really talks about what happened at mr.walldens house. We affectionately named the incident "Walldengate" from there after.

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    • I had 3 bottles for the first time... [spoiler]of milk[/spoiler] [spoiler]Thug Life[/spoiler]

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    • I went to a Poland for an older cousin's wedding, and at one point everyone went to fancy restaurant. Being 15 at the time, my friends and I were assigned to sit at the "kid's table". The food was good and everything was going normally until a waitress came to our table with a basket full of mini vodka bottles. It all went downhill from there.

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      • Alright, I'm only doing this for your story. I am 13 right now, the party was like 2 months ago. So I was partying with my friends over at my boy Ron's house, (It was end of football season and there were cheerleaders ;) ) And y'know the grown ups were wasted and we partied there for a while. People started to leave... and there was just me, Ron, and Jack. There were two cheerleaders left too. The grown ups kicked us out because they started to watch some movies that we weren't allowed to watch (Most likely FiddyShades) So us three and the two other girls wanted to go out somewhere so we got our bikes and started riding down to a place called Yogurt Island. So we all got Yogurt (Ron payed for it) and we all laughed and had a good time like normal teens But then Jack's mom texted him and he had to go because his mom was tired So it was just me, Ron and the two cheerleaders (Abigail and Bridgette) Bridgette was eyeing Ron. Like, so much that he almost felt uncomfortable, (But she was hot) So Abigail finally said that she knew a cool place that she wanted to show us, so we followed her We ended up at a liquor store, and at this point I was uncomfortable and tired (It was like 12:00) Abbigail bit her lower lip and looked at me, and Ron's arm was around Bridgette. At this point I was being pretty stupid, and I did what Ron did. We looked like two couples just walking around town. Bridgette was just eyeing the beer. I got super scared, and then she made this weird face at Ron. So she whispered something in Ron's ear and those two took off. It was just me and Abigail walking around (Our bikes were parked at the store) I told Abigail that I would be right back, and I went off looking for Ron. I found them behind a Home Depot and they were laughing uncontrollably. I didn't want to intrude, so I just watched. All of the sudden, the craziest thing happened. Bridgette started to sit on Ron's lap, facing him, and her arms were around him. At this point it was pretty clear what was going on, but me, being the creep I am, didn't stop them. I just hid behind some bushes watching them. Then, Bridgette started to take Ron's shirt off, and I saw Ron turn off his phone. Bridgette took off her shirt and her skirt so she was pretty much just in a Bikini, and Ron was in his underwear. Ron started to kiss Bridgette violently and squeeze her thighs. Bridgette unhooked her bra and pulled down Ron's pants. I looked away, I am a creep, but not that much of a creep. I got my phone out and started texting Caden (One of my friends not on my team) and I told him the whole thing. I looked back at them and I saw that Ron had a rubbery thing on his you-know-what (Probably got it at the liquor store earlier) And then what I saw next made me puke. They both looked up, and I luckily hid behind the bushes. So they stared at the bushes for a good 5 minutes, and then went back to what they were doing. I ran off and ran into Abigail, she was clearly upset. I motioned for her to go away, but she walked past me and saw it. She ran past me and kept running. I trailed behind her, and that was the end of the night. Ron and Abigail were absent from school for the following weeks, because I heard that Home Depot got it on camera. When Ron was back at school, he looked super depressed and looked like he was about to cry. Bridgette moved away. So that's my craziest story.

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          • Only losers go to parties.

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          • Let's hear your story;)

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          • Bumpity

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            • Sounds fun

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              • I'm intrigued

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                • You disgust me.

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                  • I was at a celebration when I was 14. And I went to hang out with some friends in an alley (5 dudeas and a girl and we all had something crazy happen to us). Then outta nowhere came a guy with a 3l of vodka a bottle of wine and a shit tonna bear. We all got pretty wasted. And we all had our stories Guy No1 (15 yrs) was trying to impress a girl who was older than him by drinking like a moron. Then when he made a move to get her he started vommiting and he was rolling all over the place and fell asleep on the road. He was dead drunk for the next 18hrs. Now to move onto guy No2 (16 yrs). He was dead wasted as well. And started hitting on every girl in his field of view getting rejected girl after a girl. Then while hitting on a girl he started vommiting as well. Later on he got into a 2 fights with 2 guys that we're 21. Both of those times I saved his ass. Now onto guy No3 (17 yrs). He was dead wasted and he went out and bough shit tonna sausages and was eating like a fukken whale. Then later he decides that he needed a smoke so he went searching for someone to give him a cigarette. At the end of the night he ended up having smoked 28 cigarettes and couldnt talk normally for a week. Guy No4 (16 yrs). He wasnt dead drunk but the alchocol still took effect so at one point he just randomly started making out with the girl very weirdly (they would take a breath every 45 seconds). And they were making out in breakes for 6 hrs straight. Guy No5 (18). This guy is a serious drinker. He can drink 2 bottles of vodka and still walk straight. So he was just laughing his ass off while watching us. Girl (16). She wqs drunk.She was lying against all of us and every time it would seem as if she was about to kiss us she would just fall down and go lie on another guys shoulder. Until she started making out with guy No5. Me. I drank quite a bit but was still my self. I went around spanking every girl I could see. And the crazy thing is they'd let me. Later on I was keeping the chaotic situation under control. Guy No1 again. He's pulse was weak and he was barely breathing and after us attempting to wake him up for an hour the emergency veichle transported him to the nearest hospital where he was given he got a medical procedure because he was dehydrated. After that we all hid or went home. Crazy fukken night.

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                    • I woke up and had an new nipple piercing... I never wanted this.

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