And I know she still likes me. I might be developing feelings for her again. This is a bad time to get caught up in the feels because I'm leaving for college in less than a week and she'll be stuck in my home state. What do?[spoiler]don't hug me I'm scared[/spoiler]
Edit: women confuse me
Update: we just made up
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This girl that I barely know keeps asking if things are going okay with the girl I'm dating, and that I "can talk about it" with her whenever. -blam!-in weirdo.
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Send her this
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Stick it in her pooper. It's the only way.
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Never get back with an Ex. College should be your priority. Get your degree, and then -blam!- bitches.
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╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ you wunt sem fok, bby \ . .\ \ \ / ╰U╯\. (Her)
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[quote]I've got a good one. So my mom was always a bit of a cu*t, still hot though. At this time I was 15. I was in my guitar phase, where all I wanted to do was play guitar. Today I was playing it louder than I should've been. My mom enters my room and says [b][i]"turn that shit down!"[/i][/b] I said [b][i]"okay, calm down you cu*t."[/i][/b] [i]"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME"[/i] Then realizing what I said, I apologize and said it's just been a rough day. Then she pulls the classic mom card. [b][i]"Call me that again and I'll sell your guitar. I brought you into this world and I can take you back out!"[/i][/b] This had my Jimmy [b][i]especially[/i][/b] rustled. I said [b][i]"let me f[i]ucking help you."[/i][/i][/b] So I grabbed my mothers wrists and pulled them behind her back. She started screaming for my father, but he was dead. Next, I tied her hands together using guitar wire. Then I chained her to my bed. [b][i]she was terrified. [/i][/b] [i]"Back where I came from huh? Well, let me help you."[/i] I cut my mother's jeans off using a hunting knife. I collect knives and swords, so this wasn't hard to do. As fate would have it, my mother wasn't wearing panties. You know how when you open a fresh bag of popcorn, a bunch of hot steam rises from the bag? Thats what happened when I took her pants off. [b][i]Beaver steam melted my face.[/i][/b] [b][i][u]Literally. [/u][/i][/b] Let me re-cap the scene for you. [i]Mother is on my bed, wrists bleeding from struggling against the wire. Steam is rising out of her watering hole, my face is melting off of my face, my dick is out (oh yeah, I forgot to mention that earlier), and in walks my father. [/i] He was resurrected by some form of vaginal witchcraft. [b][i]his dick was out too. [/i][/b] He then wrapped barbed wire around his sausage meat and -blam!-ed my mothers steamy hole until she died. After that he said [b][i]"sorry about your face, son."[/i][/b] Later we laughed it all off and had a few beers. [b][i]#rekt [/i][/b][/quote]
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Don't bother. She just wants someone, but soon as she finds someone that's around often and not out of state... You'll be irrelevant. Don't date in college. Unless it's a serious lifetime candidate, don't bother. If you date a girl all of college and break up later, you will regret wasting your prime college years for a few decades. Don't do it. Just don't do it. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.
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There is no need for a sickening human whore when you can have sex with a superior equine instead.
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Waifus are better, screw real women
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Your ex keeps snatchchatting me also.
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Never date the same person twice.
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Send her dick pics. That'll shut her up.
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[quote] Edit: women confuse me[/quote]
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You should remember why you broke up If it happened once it'll happen again
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Eat da booty
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Pm nudes and i'll give my opinion
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Here is a helpful question to ask yourself. Did you feel the relationship succeeded with her the first time? If the answer is no, then it sure as hell won't be successful the second time. If the answer is yes, then you never made this post in the first place. Are you even a real person? Am I? Look at your watch, are the hands running backwards? That's weird cause you aren't even wearing a watch.... ;)
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-blam!- her one last time
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Lead her on like you like her back, -blam!- her then keep her far away enough to know you don't want a relationship, but close enough for booty calls when you're back
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Srsly tho, I'd say first remember why you two broke up in the first place and try and guess if it'll happen again etc....
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Uninstall snapchat, go away to college, and move on with your life!
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One last good bye -blam!-.
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[quote]don't hug me I'm scared[/quote] OH HELL NO! I AIN'T WATCHIN THAT VIDEO AGAIN
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Box Cut hole Profit in for of Beej
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Toast/Envelope