I took a hike across the border
Into Mexico
I wasn't sure if i was in brazil,
Or an American Ghetto
I looked around this place,
And really started to think
About why this close to the border
There was an Army Tank
I didn't wanna get caught
And put on probation.
So i went into the city
Of this Mexican Nation
I saw people getting mugged
I saw my favorite gang of thugs
And when they came after me they said
"Check his skin, he one of us"
Then i thought "i like these gangs
They could be a start.
While i dont speak their language,
I sure do look the part."
And lately i have,
Been throwing food at,
Some Cambodians
Learn to take a hike, br0
But everyone, knows
I could stoop to the, low
Of Mexicans
They're really nice people ya though
I turned my gang members in.
And took all their money, heh, losers
Then I spent half of it
On 1,000,000 jaw bruisers
Then i bought a plane ticket,
Before the gang members escaped,
To go to the scum of society
Known as China.
I went up to the chairman
And asked him for a home
And said "Sure, you speak engrish
I hope your roomie does also"
Then i said "Roomate?
Do you know who I am?
I may look pretty thug
But im a real American."
Then he showed me to my Roomate.
'It' was very, very mad.
And I thought
"This wont be so bad."
And baby i, have
Been knowing you, since
You were seventeen,
You haven't aged a day
Literally
And baby i, will
Be living with you, till
You're seventy
20 bucks says
You die before me.
Im thinking bout, how.
People move to china because
They, stupid.
But I moved to here to escape.
And no one knows exactly where the
EXIT is,
But I do cuz i marked it with tape
Hey Chairman Mau,
Keep me in your
Big Chinese World.
I really wanna see what happens in
twenty years
Once your government falls
Again.
I wonder what the flag will look like then.
I found a tiger right
In China.
But id really like to move
To CAMBOOODIA!
I bought another Plane Ticket.
With millions to spend
So i could go from Chinese
To Cambodian.
I landed just in time
To see another Genocide
And I thought of my first job.
I was trained to fight fires
Did it with my hand
So naturally
I like to find violence where i can
And I was sitting with a tiger,
Watching this bloodbath,
I let my Roomate go
To unleash his wrath.
He got knocked out immediately
By a tranquilizer dart
And I came up with a poem
From the bottom of my heart
*ahem*
Fire Hot,
fire Bad,
Napalm make me very sad
And Baby i will
Change my name, to
POL POT!
And act like him too
And baby i will
Change my face, to
Look like Kim-Jong UN.
Tell me bout them
Sony Movies
And id like to thank,
Bruno Mars, for
Getting hit by a train
Get off the damn Magazines
No one reads cosmopolitan
We have the Internet
And you can bet that this is a threat.
But if for a second you think im serious
Then you are a big, penis.
But you don't have one.
English
#Gaming
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