You are convicted of a crime and sentenced to death. Before your death you get one last meal. What is your last meal?
Nothing to outrageous. For "balancing" purposes lets say you get 1 main dish and to sides with a drink
Example:
Main dish: Steak
Side 1: Fries
Side 2: Mashed potatoes and gravy
Drink: Sprite
You are not permitted to order something you are allergic to
If you do and somehow get it they will just let you die and if you live they will kill you then
Edit 1: already decently funny last dishes
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#Offtopic
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Who needs meals if I'm coming for them?
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Main: Steak Side:Lobster Side:A human heart (always wanted to taste tbh) Drink: Nothing beats Dr.Pepe
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Something that requires knives really big knives
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A thermonuclear bomb.
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Who would want fries [b]and[/b] mashed potatoes
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I order 5 chipotle burritos. It'll last a couple meals.
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Chicken sandwich with Asiago cheese, bacon, ketchup, and fries stuffed in there with a side of fries and a cola.
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Hooters Chicken
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And teleporting grenade? Is that legit?
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Mom's spaghetti.
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1 bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Main dish: my gf Drink: Heineken
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Domino's pizza and two cans of root beer.
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Just give me some celebratory tacos and I'll be happy till death
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Dick, mashed potatoes, and lemonade.
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Smoke a bowl, eat a grilled pb&j. I won't be dead yet, but I'll already be in heaven. Those things are delicious. Oh, and a chocolate milk to wash it down.
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Chocolate chip pancakes with hash browns and sausage patties with whit chocolate milk
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1 large buffalo chicken pizza, wings, dew. I will die a happy man
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Pancakes with Nutella, strawberries, and whipped cream with scrambled eggs and sausage. Chocolate milk for drink.
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2lbs hot wings with blue cheese poutine krispy kreme donuts cinnabuns Milk to drink
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dick pussy boobs cum (-:
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Jennifer Lawrence. I'll be eating out.
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Same meal as Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen, but with more sharp bones.
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Everlasting gobstopper Checkm8
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Say you ordered something you're allergic to as your last meal in a attempt to commit suscide, would they take you to a hospital to save you just to kill you later by their hands? Or just let you die?
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Main: cheese tortileeni Side 1: mashed potatoes with the skin in the potatoes with bacon bits Side 2: Mac and cheese Drink: mnt dew