Hello there flood I don't mean to look like a pug I'm sorry for the frown I just can't help but be down People are saying their goodbyes Yet there are still a few greetings Because the older ones say they're going And the new ones are still meeting You can claim offtopic is dead You may cry out "there are no more good threads" And to some extent I can agree Despite my newness I can still see The endless 'shitposts' The elitists that boast Noislesspurse is anti religion The fuss over Caitlyn Jenner ‘s 'transition' I know your history So much more than this A rich website of laughter Something many of you miss Forum wars that would last the whole of summer Copious amounts of Flood fiction was around Shiska was a pegboy And the flood night bar was found Monarchies and marriages The flood hopped on the Kitchen 8 carriage Moderators asked DO YOU LIKE PIE And Porch Day got everyone high Cheerio’s became sexual objects Antarctica's military penguins were killed Recon got banned, no one’s perfect And Bobcat's meme absolutely thrilled I'm sure this place has had its ups and downs However I get the sense of immediate danger I don't want you guys to leave Despite to most of you I'm just a stranger "Now please", I ask, "don't crucify my for this" I see by making this thread I put myself at quite the risk And I know that I'm not a very talented rhymer And this poem shows I'm a poor structure designer Yet it's the effort that counts Besides, all I ask is a favour, That you guys up the creativity Making this place a boredom life saver Hopefully you guys will enjoy this post And understand it for what it is trying An attempt to stimulate originality and growth By giving you a brief history of something quite exciting These lyrics are coming to a conclusion, the end is near I won't lie, I must admit, for the future I fear And my hopes are low, maybe 10 will make it this far But I'll leave with a smile; I've said my words, now to you au revoir. [spoiler]I don't know posting etiquette, but I'm sure you guys will made it known if I've done something wrong [/spoiler]