This is a thread where we partner up and snuggle. Find someone to get with. Feel their warmth. Embrace them.
Try to keep it at least somewhat SFW.
Ayy we made it to 1000 replies!
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This is familiar... Necro bump
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Why is this still going.
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I don't want to This thread is still cute though =)
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Offtopic could use some cuddling. Necrobooooooomp.
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Recently, a number of farmers have been reporting outbreaks of the parasitic squid subspecies [i]Parasitosquidus devouranus goatus[/i] a.k.a. the Goat Anus-Eating Squid. This squid lives in the rectum of host goats, absorbing water from its system so that it cam breathe. It starts out very small, only a few millimeters across. However, after it has eaten enough goat s****, it cocoons itself in a 3-foot long cocoon, which causes the host goat to become sluggish and appear overweight. Once the fully-formed adult Anus-Eating Squid has woken up, is begins to feast on the anal flesh of the goat while reaching out of the goat's @$$hole to find a squid of the opposite gender. Once it has found a partner, the two squids pull their host goats together, anus-to-anus, while they mate. Afterwards, the male begins to die, and the host goat soon dies as well due to lack of an anus (Farmers often call this "Buttless Billy Death Party"). Meanwhile, the female keeps her goat alive by building it a new anus, and waits until it mates. She then lays eggs on each of the goat embryos when the female gets pregnant. After this, the female squid dies, and the baby goats grow up, each with an egg inside them, which hatches after a year, restarting the cycle. Although some goats remain uninfected, they usually never recover from the trauma of seeing their fellow goats lose their anuses. #protectyogoatsanus
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WATERMELONS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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༼ つ ° ͜ʖ° ༽つ
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FycEybHGfuU
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Present and prepared to cuddle.
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Turkish female floodians come at me.
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Anyone wants to cuddle ? (>o.o)>
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Edited by Efrideets Thicc Thighs: 10/14/2015 11:59:16 PMNo one cuddles strife
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Have to get me out of my armor first.
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Don't touch me.
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Hey! This is the anti porn police! No sexual behaviour!
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Potato Knishes.
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Bump [spoiler]Huehehehe[/spoiler]
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Any one out there...
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(>*_*)> Plz Before I die
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(>^-^)>
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Hug meh pls [spoiler]pls be a girl pls be a girl pls be a girl[/spoiler]
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Cuddle Gregory.
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Kappa
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