Want to extend the the length of your essay without doing any work? Simply, just put the the word "the" in two times in a row every time. It will extend the the Length of your work quite substantially. Don't believe me? Read this post again
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#Offtopic
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Holy grammar Batman
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THUG LIFE
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Mind blown
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This post shall never die!
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/Comparison\ I went to the bank to deposit all the checks I obtained from the Library. The checks were each equal to $200. The banker asked for the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the hell around!" I turned to see the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- I went to the the bank to deposit all the the checks I obtained from the the Library. The the checks were each equal to $200. The the banker asked for the the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the the hell around!" I turned to see the the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- With one "The": 10 lines With two "The"s: 11 lines ------------------------------------------------------- \Conclusion/ The method using two "The"s only changed the small story by [b]one line[/b]. It also made the author look as stupid as -blam!-.
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Or add more details like "When l lick the fresh strawberry ice cream with the very tip of my tongue, I felt that I melted in a new paradise from the new flavor." Instead of "I licked the strawberry ice cream. It was good." Notice the difference.
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Wow you ass
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Maybe I'm different, but I always see the second "The".
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Wow ok
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I want to try this, but I don't want to risk it...
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Put as many long intelligent sounding words in there as u can
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Edited by The Son of Suns: 7/2/2015 8:25:38 PMIf your teacher requires that you need an essay to be a certain length, you're in the wrong class.
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Show it some porn
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Holy shit I'm high right now and this post just scared me and now I wanna burrito
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How to make your essay longer? Even when it's cold outside? [spoiler]I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL! D: [/spoiler]
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I mean, every teacher I've ever had has required a certain essay length, but none has ever marked me down for mine being too short.
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It wasn't hard to catch the double in you statement on the first try. I doubt someone who critiques essays for a living would have a hard time finding them either.
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No one else noticed that this was a feature on ifunny like 2 days ago?
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lol didnt notice. You could also inlarge the "."
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This is the the most useful tip of all time.
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You deserve a medal.
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Edited by DINO JAMMY: 7/1/2015 9:13:08 PMThe the mind is blown