Is there a weapon that you have fallen in love with? Are the aesthetics of your preferred tool making you salivate?
I intend to collate data on your deadly eye-candy. Just reply to this post, share your love here, and we can appreciate inspired design.
I will continue to take votes and update this, but as it stands at the moment, here they are. The results of these sex appeal statistics.
The List (last edited from the time it says at the top)
150 Hawkmoon
112 The Last Word
94 Gjallarhorn
86 Monte Carlo
72 Vex Mythoclast
57 Lord of Wolves
49 Hard Light
44 Thorn
42 Invective
42 Bad Juju
39 Red Death
31 Suros Regime
29 No Land Beyond
22 Patience and Time
22 Thunderlord
21 4th Horseman
20 Dragon's Breath
17 Stalker BNGL
15 MIDA Multi-Tool
15 Queenbreakers' Bow
14 Khvostov 7G-02
13 Icebreaker
13 Fatebringer
11 Necrochasm
11 Truth
10 Dregs' Promise
9 Ash Factory
9 Pocket Infinity
8 Black Hammer
8 Vision of Confluence
7 Jewel of Osiris (Adept)
7 Vestian Dynasty
7 The Messenger (Adept)
7 Stranger's Rifle
7 High Road Soldier
6 Plan C
6 Red Hand IX
6 Super Good Advice
6 Efrideet's Spear
6 Jade Rabbit
5 LDR 5001
5 Similar's Wrath
5 Found Verdict
5 Pretorian Foil
4 The Scholar (Adept)
4 The Summoner (Adept)
4 Her Benevolence
4 The Fulcrum
4 Hunger of Crota
4 The Supremacy
4 Gheleon's Demise
4 Abyss Defiant
4 Fate of All Fools
3 Jolder's Hammer
3 Dispatch I11
3 Six Dreg Pride
3 Loner.Rebel
3 Amplified Geo-D6
3 Deadshot Luna
3 Universal Remote
3 Shadow Price
3 Atheon's Epilogue
3 Praedyth's Timepiece
3 Praedyth's Revenge
3 Corrective Measure
3 Hezen Vengeance
3 The Crash
3 Lord High Fixer
3 Word of Crota
3 Felwinter's Lie
3 Swordbreaker
3 Her Benevolence
3 Nifty Biscuit
2 Perun's Fire
2 Grim Citizen III
2 NA3D1 Slavation State
2 Shadow of Veils
2 Her Mercy
2 Fair and Square
2 Ill Will
2 Zombie Apocalypse WF47
2 Judgement VI
2 Pulsar MSm
2 Evergreen II.I
2 Fang of Ir Yût
2 Oversoul Edict
2 Light of the Abyss
2 Song of Ir Yût
2 Eye of Sol
2 Heaven Can Wait
2 The Chosen
2 Hopscotch Pilgrim
2 The Devil You Know
2 Sleeper Stimulant
2 Zhalo Supercell
1 Timur's Lash
1 Skorri's Revenge
1 Radegast's Fury
1 Wolves' Leash
1 Pacifier XI
1 Zarinaea-D
1 Tomorrow's Answer
1 Up the Ante
1 TFWPKY 1969
1 Zero Point LOTP
1 The Fear
1 Hygiea Noblesse
1 Wolfslayer's Claw
1 NL Shadow 701X
1 Sir Isaac
1 The Devil You Don't
1 Vindicator XI
1 55A-Allfate
1 Crusader I
1 Another NITC
1 Murmur
1 Astral Horizon
1 The Revelator
1 Vanquisher VIII
1 Hide and Seek-42
1 Crypt Dweller
1 Two for the Road
1 Violator XII
1 Unending Deluge III
1 Telesto
1 Boolean Gemini
1 Touch of Malice
1 First Curse
A special mention goes out to the ones who voted for:
8 Deez Nuts
3 Your Mother
2 Bacon
2 Poop Toot
2 Rick Astley
2 Potato Salad
1 Mayonnaise
1 Deep Nuts
1 Charlie Kelly
1 Dong Smasher
1 DeeJ
1 ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
1 Honey Boo Boo
1 Eternity to Eternity (Ship)
1 Luke Smith
1 Britney Spears
1 DMR (Halo: Reach)
1 Oryx's Ass Hat
1 Mask of the Third Man (Helmet)
1 Nips
1 Golden Gun (Hunter Super)
1 Ray Gun Mark II (Call of Duty: Black Ops II)
1 Yourself
1 M-96 Mattock (Mass Effect 2)
1 FarSight XR-20 (Perfect Dark)
1 Chicken
1 Justin Bieber
1 Nipple Salad
1 Darth Vader
And some other suggestions that I dare not mention?
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Touch of Malice Vex Mythoclast Hawkmoon Thunderlord Sleeper Simulant
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My left testicle
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I really enjoy all the aesthetics of the Hakke weapons
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I'd have to say the Telesto. It really is a slick, streamlined weapon.
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Best looking in terms of elegance? Hawkmoon. Best looking in terms of menacing? Bad Juju
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Thorn. So pretty
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Thorn, horrible twisted thing
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Invective
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I'd say Truth. Beautiful carbon-fibre finish.
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The Stalker bngl, Year One Scout Rifle.
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Thunderlord
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Crackerjack.beta
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Patience and time
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The Last Word
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French Sticks
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Tlaloc
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I love the looks of gjallarhorn and hawkmoon for sure but I also love fatebringer the simpleness of the gun makes it really cool
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the messenger enough said
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You know... The irritating thing about the Dragon's Breath... They don't bring it in as a Y2 heavy... After giving the Titan a helmet that turns every launcher into a tracking launcher... The Dragon's Breath finally just got relevant (in that if you can get something to stand still the DOT does more damage than the wolf rocket does, and on a solar burn, it would would tear stuff up... ) and now it's so underpowered you can't use it... The rocket launcher that has been as much of a joke as the no land beyond ever since it dropped in TDB, just became one of the, if not the best launcher in the game because it was DOT plus tracking... and now it's worthless. Brilliant... (there is some disagreement about the flare. Some contest that the flare would do more damage if the enemy could be kept inside it, where as others clame that the dot does not equal the damage of wolfpack if all of the pack rounds impact the same target... which they often..do not...still, DB just stopped being useless, and now it's pathetic instead...)
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Queenbreakers Bow, Vex Mythoclast and Monte Carlo.
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No land beyond any day
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Telesto
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Touch of Malice
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Chaperone
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Deflated balls