So me and a couple of my best imaginary friends (my therapist says I have problems, but I don't believe him, he could be made up also) were talking about what Xur was selling this week and Marvin said he's praying that Xur will sell the Jello-horn so he could make his other friends jelly in the future if they start playing Destiny. That's when I realized I really didn't like Mr. Ugly T Face and wish he was exiled. But then I figured where should this scum bucket be exiled to? Sooo…
[b]If Xur was exiled to present day Kentucky with no way of getting back and was forced to partake in a handful of jobs to contribute to the wonderfully boring state of Kentucky, what job would you think he would be best at?[/b]
I don't mind if you offer other suggestions. Elliot said he would pass it on to the governor.
Edit: Update on Marvin. He says he's quitting destiny because Xur did not sell the Ghallahorn. I was like, gee where have I heard this before?
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He'd probably be in PlagueofGripe's farm of ravenladies and fishwomen. [spoiler]If anyone knows who I'm reference, cookies for you[/spoiler]