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Edited by Black Noise:
9/2/2015 11:16:13 AM
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What's the noobiest thing you ever heard?
I've heard "I know how to use melee but I don't use it because it's slow as a sunsinger." Really kid? It's damn near a 1 hit kill. -_-
Update 1.5 - Nighthawk helm knocks crota shield wit 1 shot? O.o yeah finally found out from the replies and tested it lol, op.
Update 2 - I'm new to forums and Idk anything really about it, what does bump mean? Lol
Update 3 - I know what bump means now lol thanks community
Update 4 - I'm loving the noob stories I get a kick everyday lol, keep em comin
Update 5 - almost at 10,000 replies that's for all your stories, almost different ones everyday lol
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Killed a 173 with good old NLB sent me a message saying his dad works for bungo and is gonna ban me for hacking
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Send messages to teammates on the opposing team and mine saying dance party only proves the funniest game ever played I died laughing 😂😂
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<after the sunbreaker nerf <"sunbreakers need nerf, they keep killing me and are too op." <check profile <one 280 hunter and a grimoire score under 3000 <Kys
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Edited by skinsnumba10: 5/11/2016 9:09:54 PMhow the heck do you rank up past lvl 20??
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2 Replies"REVIVE ME!" As the little noob repeated over and over again in the [u]hard mode[/u] Crota raid
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Edited by Sgt_Mavrick1: 4/13/2016 5:21:57 PMMy friend plays on Xbox One, got TTK just this past Christmas Season. The guy is a 290 warlock, and decides that he and his other five friends would do Crota's End raid on normal. I ask him, "Are you sure you want to do that? It's a year 1 raid and dosen't give great gear anymore." He says he wants to give it a try. Fast forward to the next day, I see him, he looks tired and upset. I ask him what's wrong. He replies, "Yeah, we did the raid, it took like 8 hours for us to beat and I only got some stupid 160 armor and weapons. Dumb RNG, why didn't it give me good stuff?" I look at him and say, "Didn't I tell you it was a year 1 raid?" Him: "Yeah, but that's just stupid, I don't understand why though." They spent over 8 hours trying to beat normal Crota in year 2, all members were over 290, and were upset at the low level gear.
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1 ReplySomeone in my game was wearing a graviton with golden gun and asked me why shadestep wasn't working
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Bump! :)
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3 RepliesAt golgaroth. Noob: don't die. 3 people die. Noob: quick run up and shoot the totem so the deaths go away. Everyone dies. Noob: don't let the cursed thrall get close or they will heal him. Unfortunately he was the leader
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NECROBUMP
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15 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 11/4/2015 5:24:19 AMNot exactly a noob story, but funny. Playing control. 45 seconds into the match Opponents way to good. Server of course put the three with flawless emblems on the other team, so that's why most of my team left. 3 minutes into the match, Me and some lvl 26 Vs. Three flawless runners, and two others 34's using thorn. 4 minutes into the match Losing by about 10,000 points. I just give up and sit at the back of the map. I never leave a match. Never. Even if I die a lot. Team mate keeps on getting 5-man teamed and keeps on dying. 6 minutes into the match. Server still hasn't even given us one player. 7 minutes into the match I somehow start a dance party with the enemy team. Teammate still attempts to kill them but there's a sniper killing him repeatedly while I dance with the 3 flawless runners. 8 minutes into the match Sitting and staring at the sun waiting for the counter to go to 0. All 5 enemies sitting next to me, occasionally killing me. Match Ends. One enemy sends me a message saying: Lmao GG. GG??? Yes it was obviously a fair and good game! WTH? And thank you bungie for making crap servers!
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6 Repliesright after Christmas I saw the most glorious forum post. It read "looking for 2 level 15 guardians for the Sepkis Prime raid"
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30 RepliesGorgon maze: noob: "shhhh Gordon's hear you. Me: "what my mic was to low" I walked in front of gorgon. He sees me. Noob: "I told you to be quit." Me: "what my mic was to low" I walked in front of gorgon. He sees me. Noob: "seriously shhhh. Bungie made this so gorgons hear us through the headsets. Me: "ooooo" Noob: one more time or the team will kick you. Me: "what my mic was to low" I walked in front of gorgon. He sees me. Team: loling Me: he must of heard me. I'll be quite this time. Noob: just kick this guy. He doesn't know what he's doing. Me: "what my mic was to low" I walked in front of gorgon. He sees me. Noob: now yelling like a squeaker. Saying very rude things. Begging the party leader to kick me. Me: hey guy!!! I'm the party leader. Noob: why did it say experienced players in forum if you never done this. Me: I'm wearing the full set and have most vog weapons. I guess I just got carried. Noob: can't believe no one told you to be quite during gorgons. Me: I know. I'll whisper. In the end no one told him that you don't need to whisper. Me: shhh the gorgon will hear you.
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1 Reply[quote]Halo is a good game.[/quote] - Fanboy retards who still poison these forums
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I go to finish the boss with a shotgun but he pimp slapped me and I died
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1 ReplyOn oryx-3 hours later after continuous wipes.... we are getting better guys we just have to execute. [spoiler]only completed 1 round[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat is counterclockwise?
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1 Reply"So the speaker is the traveler?"
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1 Reply"I know what to do." followed by Guardian Down!
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#1 Me: "I don't need another exotic rocket launcher I already have Truth" (first time xur was in tower selling ghorn) #2 Noob: *picks up relic at Atheon* "whats this relic thing? Other player : "if u dont know what it is, why did u pick it up?" N: idk.... (Helping some new players get through VoG for the first time, all aboard the struggle bus!!!) #3 Noob: "Who are all these people in the tower and what are they doing here?" (Friend had been playing while deployed. Had never seen people in the tower until he got home and, was amazed. Really good guy, just a funny wtf moment)
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1 ReplyBennie Sanders for President
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Thus dumb post right here.
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2 RepliesEdited by iFuSiiOnZs: 10/28/2015 12:58:08 PM"As soon as I turn into a black man, I'll kill myself" He meant torn between dimension in King fall's
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"My grimoire is higher on my other character" lol
