Note: A majority of these came from Mr Fruit's "Heard in Destiny Series. If you have any, comment them below. I made up ONE of my own. I wanted to go [b]Bungie[/b] jumping, but I would have [b]fallen[/b] Why dont you want to have sex with the Templar? Because he has harpies I have a really good Gjallahorn joke. Oh wait. You might not [b]get it[/b] I had a destiny joke. But i [b]phogoth[/b] it Why do Titan's eyes always hurt? Because they can't [b]blink[/b] I have a crush on an Arkhon Priest. I guess you could say Ive [b]fallen[/b] in love I went to a hive party last night. It was pretty en[b]thrall[/b]ing Hey baby, are you venus? Cuz you make my [b]spirit bloom[/b] Why did the guardians cross the road? To get to the storyline on the other side Where is the story line? It's [b]shrouded[/b] in... The [b]darkness[/b] How did the Traveler get its name? It never [b]dribbles[/b] I used to be a guardian like you. Then I took a [b]sparrow to the knee[/b] What do you call a one-legged vex? A [b]hobblegoblin[/b] Help! [b]hive fallen[/b] and I cant get up Why cant Xûr get a girl friend? Because he doesnt have enough [b]ice breakers[/b] I was gonna make a destiny pun. But i dont have the [b]cabal[/b]ls to do it You think people hate these puns? I disagree. Let's take a [b]xur[/b]vey to find out for sure. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took [b]several rockets and a sword to the knee[/b] (Crota ^) Hey baby can you insert you [b]hard-light into my nechrochasm?[/b] No The 3 [b]X[/b]'s of Hawkmoon: Xcellent, Xtravagent, Xboxless Hey girl, are carrying a [b]sync plate[/b] in your pants? Cuz my [b]spire is rising[/b] What is an Acolyte's favorite game? [b]Hive and seek[/b] Where does Xûr get all his exotics? From [b]no land beyond[/b] I learned this new [b]handshake[/b], but I cant show you all. It's a [b]secret handshake[/b] Ghost: I wanted to open more doors, but they [b]war[i]locked[/i][/b] it. Girl, are those pants purple? Because dat ass is [b]legendary[/b] Girl, those are some nice pants. What's their [b]drop rate?[/b] I quit. I cant get anymore exotics. I think I have [b]bad juju[/b] What to you call two Thralls clapping hands? A [b]hive five[/b] Why was the arkhon priest arrested? [b]vandal[/b]ism Cabal 1: Im so [b]gangster[/b] Cabal 2: Stop. You're giving us a bad [b]rap[/b] Cabal 3: I guess you could say I'm a [b]cabal[/b]ler Let me give you some [b]super good advice[/b]. Dont use it. I tell people pulse rifles are awesome, but they wont listen to my [b]three little words[/b] Why do female guardians argue so much? Because they always want [b]the last word[/b] What kind of chap stick to Warlocks use? Nova Balm What is Crota's least favorite strike? [b]knight[/b]fall Why is Sepiks Prime called the [b]high[/b] servitor? Because he smokes [b]dregs[/b] I'm hispanic. I guess you could say my name is Monte Carloss Doctor, help. I have a cut and I think it's [b]invective[/b] Why cant the cryptarch sleep? He's [b]awoken[/b] They should rename the [b]Iron Banner[/b] the [b]Iron Rose[/b], because there are so many [b]thorns[/b] in it My girlfriend is like my [b]Gjallahorn[/b]... I dont have one What phone does Omnigul have? [b]Crota[/b]rolla All the Venus missions piss me off. They are super [b]vex[/b]ing The tower is so bland. It's just filled with [b]ghosts[/b] Last one... The [b]cryptarch[spoiler]Get it? He's the joke[/spoiler][/b] Please no more Destiny jokes. One more and Im getting the [b]Hell-mouth[/b] of here.